Sunday, 1:12 AM
Lickety Lick: yknow
Lickety Lick: i would totally fuck moto moto
Lickety Lick: but like
Lickety Lick: no homo
Sunday, 2:46 AM
Akaashi: You have a point, Moto Moto is disturbingly alluring.
Sunday, 3:56 AM
Iwaizumi: Love how you say 'no homo' as if that is the issue here, not the fact that Moto Moto is a fictional animated hippo.
Akaashi: The rules still apply to fictional animated animals, Iwaizumi-san. The socks stay ON.
Iwaizumi: ...alright. What are you guys doing up anyways?
Lickety Lick: looking at moto moto fan art
Lickety Lick: what else?
Daddy's Baby Boy: ooh terushima send me some links!
Iwaizumi: Seriously Sugawara?
Daddy's Baby Boy: oh please iwaizumi
Akaashi: As if you don't have any fictional animated animals you would fuck.
Akaashi: Everyone has at least one and if you don't you're either lying or a repressed virgin.
Iwaizumi: Wow, Akaashi. Really?
Iwaizumi: I expected you to be more mature. Don't know how I got that idea, your captain is Bokuto.
Daddy's Baby Boy: and he is also a part of the pretty setter gc
Daddy's Baby Boy: which includes not only me and oikawa but also atsumu, semi, shirabu, and yahaba, among others
Akaashi: Not to mention my closest friends are Bokuto-san, Kuroo-san, Kozume-san, and Tsukishima.
Iwaizumi: Right.
Akaashi: How you came to the conclusion that I am mature and calm is beyond me.
Daddy's Baby Boy: it's bc you hide it well and aren't as in your face about it as kuroo and bokuto
Daddy's Baby Boy: smart of you
Akaashi: Those two do make for reliable and convincing scapegoats.
Akaashi: Like that training camp where the fire alarm went off and triggered the sprinklers. Bokuto-san took all the blame with little work on my part. It was almost too easy.
Daddy's Baby Boy: that was so funny, he immediately got blamed bc he had pulled the alarm before
Daddy's Baby Boy: but wait
Daddy's Baby Boy: why DID you set the alarm off?
Daddy's Baby Boy: ...akaashi?
Akaashi: [voice note, 9:37 minutes]
Lickety Lick: man i wish i was there, that sounds EPIC
Akaashi: It was.
Iwaizumi: Alright, stop talking about fucking animated animals and setting off the fire alarm in cold blooded revenge, time to go to sleep.
Lickety Lick: yes sir
Sunday, 8:09 AM
Little Bitch Boy: iwa-chan doesn't have an animated animal he would fuck
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