Sunday, 11:21 AM
Himbo: i may or may not have screwed up
Thing 420: oh no!! 😲 what happened??
Himbo: so i was hanging out with my sugar daddy and things were going super well right??
Himbo: WRONG
Himbo: i accidentally mention this chat to him and he is all like well why don't we create a chat for the next generation of captains? you know to establish good relationships early on
Himbo: and so i had to explain to him how this chat has devolved from being just captains to literally anyone who could annoy daddychi
Himbo: and so he laughs in my FACE and tells me to hold his sandwich (we were getting lunch) before he pulls out his phone and calls someone just to say two words
Himbo: unleash them
Himbo: and now daddy isn't answering his texts and ennoshita is back to eating his sandwich while HUMMING
Amatuer Shit Starter: oh so he is 100% dead
Professional Shit Starter: Womp womp.
Perfidious Lover: nah, daichi is alive
Thing 69: sounds like something someone would say about someone who is DEFINITELY dead... 🤨
Perfidious Lover: 😃
Homewrecker: Why was that kinda hot tho..? 😣
Professional Shit Starter: Relax, his man JUST died. Please keep it in your pants.
Amatuer Shit Starter: wait, if sawamura is actually dead, doesn't that mean akaashi gets sole custody of all of us?
Professional Shit Starter: Yes and I will be terminating all of you so that I am the sole inheritor to Sawamura-san's estate.
Thing 1: 😩not akaashi threatening to murder us being the first text i see
Thing 1: it is going to be a hard day, isn't it
Thing 69: hard? 😏
Thing 1: only for you, babe 😘
Thing 1: and kou and akaashi and daddy and suga-chan 😘
Bore Whore: Not to copy Akaashi but please keep it in your pants.
Try Hard: [voice note, 10:57 minutes]
Homewrecker: What the fuck was that
Deadchi: Did Ushijima really record the voice message that Iwaizumi sent about all the depraved things he would do to/with me?
Thing 420: HE LIVES!!!!!
Whore Hard: 💗FATHER HAS RETURNED!!! 🎉WELCOME HOME 😡now akaashi can't kill us
Professional Shit Starter: Still can and might.
Thing 69: dont threaten me with a good time 😩
Thing 1: how will you kill us, keiji-kun? 😍
Whore Hard: hold up 🤨how come y'all are stealing my emojis?! 🙎
Thing 420: they are trying to impress me ♨️
Himbo: OMG YAY I DIDN'T INADVERTENTLY KILL DADDY!!!
Thing 1: welcome home master~
Perfidious Lover: your balls look mighty heavy
Try Hard: I'll carry them.
Deadchi: Thanks Ushijima but I don't trust you. You'd probably grind them up to make peanut butter.
Bore Whore: And we'd all gobble those sandwiches up.
Thing 420: like tooru with milk bread
Professional Shit Starter: Nom nom.
Deadchi: I am calling the police.
Try Hard: And I am in your walls.
Homewrecker: Make room for me
Deadchi: HELLO?????
Try Hard: Goodbye.
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a totally unexpected development
FanfictionUshiwaka: That doesn't sound factually correct Thing 1: are you challenging me? Himbo: Well then, how many toes do YOU have? Thing 420: like, on my feet...? Thing 69: or in my mouth? Deadchi: blocked, see you in hell - In which a handful of volleyba...
