Monday, 4:39 PM
Professional Shit Starter: Has anyone heard from the three stooges?
Daddy's Baby Boy: i thought they were with you and kenma?
Professional Shit Starter: They aren't at the moment.
Whore Hard: ‼️ that can't be good ⚓
Bore Whore: What does an anchor have to do with?
Lickety Lick: no no, tendou has a point
Daddy~: How?
Professional Shit Starter: Never mind, I have located them.
Professional Shit Starter: And on an unrelated note, Sugawara-san, you have experience hiding bodies, correct?
Daddy's Baby Boy: who tf do you think i am?
Daddy's Baby Boy: of course i do!!!
Daddy's Baby Boy: (for legal reasons that was a joke)
Try Hard: Huh, I never thought Akaashi would be the one to finally liberate the world of Oikawa's existence.
Bore Whore: Thanks for saving me the effort, Akaashi.
Daddy's Baby Boy: but fr tho, what happened?
Professional Shit Starter: akaashi is currently unavailable atm but he asked me to keep you guys updated
Daddy's Baby Boy: kenma!!! what's akaashi doing??
Professional Shit Starter has added Kozume Kenma to the chat
Kozume: sorry akaashi has a shit phone
Kozume: he is currently castrating oikawa, bokuto, and kuro
Lickety Lick: as one does
Kozume: exactly
Daddy~: What did those three do this time to incite Akaashi's wrath?
Kozume: [voice note, 4:27 minutes]
Bore Whore: RIP Shittykawa.
Try Hard: Ain't no fucking way...
Daddy's Baby Boy: kenma, you're telling me that akaashi is currently mutilating the most annoying motherfuckers i have ever met (and i am teammates with asahi) bc y'all decided to hang out at his house and they desecrated his bed???
Daddy~: Was that Kuroo screaming in pain in that audio..?
Whore Hard: 🤨 nah cuz why tf do you know what kuroo sounds like in pain? ☠️
Daddy~: We're getting off topic.
Kozume: yes, that was kuro
Kozume: [video, 1:39 minutes]
Lickety Lick: NOOOOOOO AKAASHI DID BOKUTO SO FUCKING DIRTY
Daddy's Baby Boy: get their fruity asses, akaashi!!
Try Hard: I feel as if I am the only one still stuck on the fact that Kuroo dookied on Akaashi's bed...
Professional Shit Starter: I have not gotten past that, Ushijima-san. And Kuroo-san never will, either.
Bore Whore: Akaashi I am going to send you a gift basket for your services.
Whore Hard: hahaha loser, you gotta pay for dick
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