Sunday, 12:08 AM
Deadchi: Real talk?
Thing 69: yes, we are all simps for you and i would bear your children if you ask me to, no hesitation
Himbo: kenma ur bestie is in heat
Amatuer Shit Starter: he ain't my problem anymore
Thing 1: he's mine 💗
Amatuer Shit Starter: HA! good luck to you grand king
Deadchi: Great, now that it has been confirmed that Kuroo is getting dicked down tonight, let's focus on the right topic now.
Whore Hard: sorry father
Try Hard: Please continue so that we may ignore you more obviously
Perfidious Lover: bet ur wishing you had let tanaka and tsukki loose on them now, huh, daichi?
Deadchi: It's not too late for that.
Himbo: bet
Himbo: i'll text my sugar daddy and tell him to release them
Bore Whore: Are they locked up or something?
Deadchi: Or something. 🙂
Homewrecker: Damn, why are the third years from Karasuno so hot 😩
Thing 420: i'm telling you, it is something about miyagi
Thing 1: it's called fresh air 💗
Sunday, 9:16 AM
Try Hard: What was the reason you wanted to real talk so early, Sawamura?
Whore Hard: oh yeah!!! you never did end up telling us 💢
Deadchi: And now I never will. 😀
Professional Shit Starter: Why do I feel as if Sugawara-san stole Sawamura-san's phone?
Perfidious Lover: bitch i might've
Bore Whore: You did. I watched you take it not even three minutes ago
Thing 1: oh thank volleyball i'm not the only one suga is willing to swing on with barely any provocation
Thing 69: is there a brawl happening in miyagi rn?
Himbo: not so much a brawl
Himbo: more of a blood bath
Himbo: want me to livestream it?
Thing 69: i will literally marry you if you live stream it
Himbo: sure but i'm not sharing my sugar daddy
Thing 69: that's fine i won't share mine either
Amatuer Shit Starter: i didn't realize oikawa was loaded
Thing 1: i'm not?
Thing 69: kenma u r my sugar daddy
Thing 69: dont even try to deny your wealth, i've seen your bank account
Amatuer Shit Starter: fucking hell
Professional Shit Starter: How much does he have, Kuroo-san?
Thing 69: kenma i'm gonna tell him in thirty seconds unless you buy my silence
Homewrecker: Himbo, where is that live stream?
Himbo: sorry getting a good angle
Himbo: there we go!
Thing 420: BEAT HIS ASS BRO!!
Thing 69: who are you rooting for, bo?
Thing 420: yes
Thing 69: ugh so valid
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a totally unexpected development
FanfictionUshiwaka: That doesn't sound factually correct Thing 1: are you challenging me? Himbo: Well then, how many toes do YOU have? Thing 420: like, on my feet...? Thing 69: or in my mouth? Deadchi: blocked, see you in hell - In which a handful of volleyba...
