Chad Stuart: Perhaps you'll listen to me next time I tell you not to do something.
Brer Fox: Probably not. But it's good to have goals.
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Victoria: I like to think about the sea and a woman's mortality.
Burt Ward: Holy philosophy. Usually, my thoughts are just about fighting crime and dangerous stunts.
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[the Brers are sliding in the mud]
Brer Fox: This is satisfactual!
Brer Rabbit: Mud, shake hands with my butt! Your turn, Brer Bear!
Brer Bear: I dunno. Brer Chad told us we couldn't. It seems so wrong.
Brer Rabbit: Which makes it feel so right!
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Chad Stuart: Blimey. I tricked a trio of tricksters. Who knew?
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Victoria: My name is Victoria.
Burt Ward: Found her! Dibs.
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Jeremy Clyde: Oh dear! It looks like that ship is heading for the rocks.
Patty Duke: If only there was some way to warn them.
Jeremy Clyde: You mean a lighthouse?
Patty Duke: Oh. Right.
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[first lines]
Chad Stuart: There's another pine tree! Isn't it thrilling?
Brer Fox: Only if there's presents under it.
Brer Bear: Yeah, Brer Chad. Usually, I likes hiking with you, but I give this one a big [blows raspberry].
Brer Fox: And that's on a scale from [gags] to 'eh'.
Brer Rabbit: Hoo-hoo! Mud!
Chad Stuart: So mud gets a 'hoo-hoo!' while my pine trees get a [blows raspberry].
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Patty Duke: Alright, Victoria. Random question. How soft is your skin?
Victoria: I don't know. How soft is rabbit fur?
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Burt Ward: Jeremy, isn't Victoria great?
Jeremy Clyde: She's stunning. But so is Patty.
Burt Ward: Except Patty's terrified of heights.
Jeremy Clyde: But she's very brave at ground level.
