John Dory had came back from the Trollmart from across the street and headed back inside Rhonda
JD: Guess what I got..!
Clay: The pizza?!
JD: No. This is much more better!
Clay: (Demon voice) Nothing could ever be more better than pizza.. 👹
Bruce: What did you even bring?
JD: A little something we all can enjoy.. (He waved around the UNO box)
Floyd: Oh no...this s*** is not gonna end well...
JD: Cmon, don't be like that! This is gonna be fun, and it'll take our minds off the pizza till it gets here!
Branch: We're gonna regret this...
JD: No way!
John Dory takes out—or tries to take out the cards but they all fall on the ground
Branch: F***ing idiot...
Bruce: Has bro never held cards before?
JD: SHUT THE F**K UP!! I GOT THIS
Clay: Yeah, right..
Eventually, the square man picks up the cards and shuffles them
Floyd: Dont tell me YOU'RE doing the shuffling.
JD: And so what if I am, emoboy?!
Clay: Just making sure you're doing it right..
JD: I'll have you chuckleheads know that I gambled before I met all of you again!
Bruce: And how many times have you won? Brought in the dough?
Clay: I don't think he knows what gambling is..
JD: Pfft! Is that even a question? I won....once!
Floyd: And what did you win?
Branch: And it cant be bragging rights.
JD: Pfft! No way! What am I, a child? And anyway, I'll show you what I won!
He opens a small cabinet and pulls out an empty chocolate bar wrapper
Bruce: John...this is a wrapper
JD: I-I-I ate the chocolate after the game...
Floyd: Ooookayyyy. Anyways, hurry up and give us our 7 cards!
John Dory gives each of his brothers 7 and the chaos—I mean game was about to begin
JD: Since I'M the oldest, I'm going first! I'm SURE to win
Clay: Don't get so confident. Ya know what that confidence got you?
Floyd: A chocolate bar wrapper
JD: Maybe, but I'm still going first! (He places down a red card)
Clay: Alright, I'm gonna go next and— WHY THE F*** KNICK KNACK PADDYWACK THUMB TACK KICKBACK QUARTERBACK SLAPJACK BACKPACK SNACK MACK WOULD YOU MAKE IT RED?!!
Floyd: Clay, you know you can just draw a card-
Clay: Yeah, yeah...(He picks up a card from the deck but gets a +4 and an evil grin spreads on his face)
Branch: Woah. What's with the creepy smile, Clay?
Clay: No reason. Your turn, Bruce!
Bruce: I played UNO with my kids so this should be easy peasy lemon squeazy because I have a card that'll knock your socks off!
Floyd: So what is it?
Bruce: (Places down a yellow 5-card, to change the color)
Floyd: ...
Bruce: What? I wanted to be mysterious.. 🥺
Floyd: Branch, do you wanna go next?
Branch: Nah its okay, you go!
Floyd: Nah, I'm perfectly fine going last. Go ahead!
Branch: Alright! I change the color to blue!
John Dory and Clay stare at Branch with murder in their eyes
Branch; What? Don't have the color?
Clay: WHY YOU LITTLE—?
JD: I'M GONNA GET YOU B**CHY B..!
Branch: NOT MY FAULT YOU GUYS SUCK
Bruce: Wait, he changed it to BLUE?
Clay: YES!
Bruce: BITTY B?! YOU KNOW GOOD AND WELL NO ONE HAS BLUE
Branch: Exactly! That's why I changed it, BrUcEeEe..!
Floyd: Uhh..when will it be my turn-
Clay: SHUT UP!
Floyd: Oh no you DIDNT!
Within seconds, the brothers where fighting and wrestling each other so much they didn't even hear the door to Rhonda Open
Pizza Delivery Person: Pizza for..
(He drops the box in horror)
All the bros stare back
JD: Uhh, hey there! Do you accept tip-
Pizza Delivery Person: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Bruce: Andddddd there goes our pizza
Clay: What?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the end, Floyd never got a turn, Clay never got his pizza, and John Dory will never get those bragging rights
~ THE END ! ~
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Trolls: Brozone Oneshots
幽默this is just a collage of brozone (as adults and as children) being pure idiots 💀 book cover and storywriting by yours truly 💞 (@tae_) ‼️ TROLLS BELONGS TO DWA ‼️
