Wolf drove his car down the street super fast then looked at the camera
Mr. Wolf: Hey you! Get over here... Oh I know what it is! You're afraid because I'm the big bad wolf! Well I'm not surprised I am the villain of every story. Isn't that right Mr. snake?
Snake was trying to unlock a safe next to wolf
Mr. Snake: yep!
Mr. Wolf: Say hello to Mr. Snake! Serpentine safe cracking machine. Imagine Houdini but with no arms. Kind of guy who'd tell you the glass is half empty then steal it from you. He's also my best bud. And today's his birthday!
Mr. Snake: not relevant!
Mr. Wolf: he's a sweetheart! You're a sweetheart!
At that moment Bats flew into the car
Mrs. Bat: hey guys! Took you long enough
Mr. Snake: Us? You're the one who's late!
Mr. Wolf: Bats what's the status report?
Mrs. Bat: police will be coming from behind and both sides in about half a minute
Mr. Wolf: that's more than enough time!
Wolf turned his car down a different road and the three of them heard police cars crash in the distance
Mr. Wolf: Haha! Nice job Bats
Mrs. Bat: just doing my job Wolfie
Wolf looked back at the camera
Mr. Wolf: here we have Mrs. Bat! Our lookout, eyes in the sky, sentry you get the idea. She's definitely the fastest and only one who can fly
Mrs. Bat: you forgot to mention someone very important
Mr. Wolf: don't worry I'm getting to that
Mrs. Bat: anyway there are still more coming
Mr. Wolf: Huh?
Wolf looked through his rearview mirror and saw more police driving behind them
Mrs. Bat: told you
Wolf drove towards a street with a bunch of stop lights
Mr. Wolf: watch this. 3... 2... 1!
All the lights turned green and wolf drove past the traffic then web's jumped into the car
Mr. Wolf: And over here is Ms. Tarantula our in house hacker, our pocket search engine our traveling tech wizard. We call her Webs
The police crashed into the traffic
Mrs. Bat: Ha! Idiots
Webs: I know right?
Mr. Wolf: Very slick Webs
Webs: I also took over the police dispatch, blurred their satellite imaging system, grounded their chopper And one more thing!
Mr: snake: You didn't.
A delivery man drove up to wolf's car using his moped holding a car
delivery man: I got a special delivery for...
Mrs. Bat: Boo
delivery man: AHH!!! Don't eat me!
Wolf grabbed the cake and drove faster
Webs: happy birthday Mister grumpy pants!
Mr. Snake: I think I hate you
Webs: Aw your so sweet
Then they all made it to a construction site and shark jumped into the car
Mr. Shark: guys it's me! I was the construction worker!
Mrs. Bat: haha! Classic
Mr. Wolf: And this is Mr. Shark. Master of disguise and apex predator of a thousand faces. His greatest trick was stealing the Mona Lisa disguised as the Mona Lisa. Dig that
Bats could hear more police sirens getting closer
Mrs. Bat: Finally! I got this one wolf the final member is my husband
Piranha was hiding in the police car but then attacked everyone inside it
Mrs. Bat: is Mr. Piranha. He's a loose cannon with a short fuse willing to scrap with anyone or anything. He's brave and fearless! Ok he's crazy but that's what I love the most about him
Piranha landed in the car next to Bats
Mr. Piranha: hola murciélago! that's a lot of po-po!
Mrs. Bat: I love it when you take them all out at once!
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Feels Good To Be Bad
FanfictionMeet Mrs. Bat and her role in the bad guys is being the eyes in the sky. When Mr. Wolf wants to go good she isn't happy about it at all
