Wolf looked at Diane and snuck out of the chiefs grip
Chief: hey!
Mr. Wolf: Excuse me!
The entire crowd looked at wolf
Mr. wolf: Sorry to interrupt I just wanted to congratulate the governor here. I got to say you really got us pegged. We're just a deep well of anger and self loathing-
Diane: Denial
Mr. Wolf: Sure that too
Diane: Narcissism
Mr. Wolf: Yeah
Diane: Emotional emptiness
Mr. Wolf: So we're on the same page
The rest of the bad guys were confused
Mr. Shark: what is he doing?
Mrs. Bat: no idea
Mr. Wolf: Sadly we were never given a chance to be anything more than second rate criminals. If only there was someone who could help the flower of goodness inside us blossom! Some icon of love and forgiveness... like uh I don't know Mother Teresa.
Then Marmalade got an idea
Mr. Wolf: Best thing is to just throw us in jail for the rest of our hopeless lives
Chief: Yep! that's the plan!
The chief tied to push wolf into the police truck
Marmalade: Wait!
Chief: Uh beg pardon?
Marmalade: Mr. Wolf may be a savage beast! Basically walking garbage.
Mrs. Bat: Talk about rude!
Marmalade: Sorry I'm making a point!
Mrs. Bat: whatever!
Mr. Wolf: Do what you need to do pal
Marmalade: But how can we say they're hopeless if they've never been given a chance?
He looked at Diane
Marmalade: what if we tried a little experiment Diane? As you know my Gala for Goodness the 'hashtag charity event of the year' is coming up. If I can prove to everyone at that gala that the Bad Guys have changed will you set them free and give them a clean start?
The entire crowd gasped
Chief: What? Professor Marmalade! No! Don't you see what he's doing? He's playing you!
Marmalade: But it was my idea
Mr. Wolf: It was his idea
Chief: But only because you made him have it!
Mrs. Bat thinking: classic manipulation tactic
Chief: Madam Governor you can't just let them go!
Diane: Professor I'm not about to put the safety of the city on the line for an experiment.
Mr. Wolf: Excuse me Madam Governor. I seem to remember that a wise person once said 'Even trash can be recycled into something beautiful'
Mrs. Bat thinking: another good way to manipulate
Diane: Okay I'm game but only because it's you Professor.
Chief: No!
Diane: We'll hold on to the Dolphin until the gala just to remove any unnecessary temptation.
Marmalade: Of course! Good thinking!
He gave the golden dolphin back to Diane
Marmalade: That's why you're governor. Now that everyone's happy I Rupert Marmalade the Fourth will turn the Bad Guys into... the Good Guys!
Wolf winked at his friends and walked into the truck
Diane: Not everyone gets a second chance. Make the most of it Mr. Poodleton
Wolf nodded and closed the door then the truck drove off
Mr. Snake: Wolf? What are you doing?
Mrs. Bat: loved the manipulation back there by the way
Mr. Wolf: thanks but I thought it was obvious! We're gonna go good!
Webs: uh you totally lost me
Mrs. Bat: explain yourself!
Mr. Piranha: we told him to stop drinking out of the toilet!
Mr. Shark: Hey did you get hit on the head?
Mr. Wolf: What? No I didn't get hit on the head
Mr. Shark: My cousin got hit on the head with an anchor and after that he only swam in a circle
Mr. Wolf: No guys you're not following me We're gonna pretend to go good! Just a few days with Marmalade and then we roll into the gala as Good Guys and roll out scot free with...
All: The Golden Dolphin!
Mrs. Bat: the ultimate manipulation! So criminal... I love it!
Mr. Wolf: You got it. Since when do we not finish a job? The Bad Guys become the Good Guys so we can stay the Bad Guys. You know what I'm saying?
Mr. Snake: Bad Guys acting good? It's the ultimate Bad Guy thing! It's fantastic! Wolf you're a genius!
Mr. Wolf: It's gonna be like the most relaxing con ever like a vacation
Mr. Piranha: Oh! A con-cation!
All: Hahaha!
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The next day the bad guys arrived at marmalade's mansion
Webs: Big and fancy!
Mr. Shark: Rodent's got taste okay!
Mrs. Bat: I would kill to live in a place like this!
Mr. Wolf: Haha! Metaphorically right?
Mrs. Bat: Uh sure! Whatever that word means
Mr. Snake: Almost makes me want to be cute
Marmalade walked in front of a big lamp that was in the shape of a heart
Marmalade: They say experience is the best teacher and they are wrong. I am! Good morning students of goodness and welcome to the first day of the rest of your best life!
Piranha noticed the lamp behind marmalade
Mr. Piranha: A giant butt!
Mrs. Bat: Oh yeah I see it!
Marmalade: it's not a butt It's a lamp in the shape of the Love Crater Meteorite! my greatest-
Mr. Piranha: I wonder whose butt it is
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Feels Good To Be Bad
FanfictionMeet Mrs. Bat and her role in the bad guys is being the eyes in the sky. When Mr. Wolf wants to go good she isn't happy about it at all
