Marmalade: Once again it's not a butt. Thank you. It's a heart. Now as I was saying-
Mr. Piranha: then why does it have cheeks?
Everyone except bats shushed piranha
Mr. Piranha: What? I've never seen a heart with cheeks
Mrs. Bat: just turn that thing upside down and it's definitely a butt!
Marmalade: It's not a-
Mr. Piranha: Booty!
Marmalade: It's not a butt! Not a butt!
Mr. Piranha: Does he know what a butt is?
Mrs. Bat: probably not
Marmalade: As I was saying on the outside, the five of you are villains, predators, remorseless, deranged, sociopaths-
Mr. Piranha: Hey! Back off marmalade! That's my wife you're talking to!
Mrs. Bat: you tell him sweet heart!
Marmalade: but I wasn't... anyway... But inside there's a flower the flower of goodness and when it blooms and you feel that tingle of positivity radiating through your body you're going to want to feel it all the time.
Webs: So we're going for a tingle?
Mrs. Bat: I feel a tingle all the time if you know what I mean
Piranha smiled and blushed
Marmalade: that's what I'm talking about! The tingle of goodness which you'll feel in my state of the art Sharing Laboratory!
Marmalade stood next to a table
Mrs. Bat: this isn't even a lab
Marmalade: since you seem the most confident Mrs. Bat I'm going to give you a Push Pop
He gave a push pop to bats
Mrs. Bat: yes! I could use a snack
Marmalade: No to share
Mrs. Bat: with piranha?
Marmalade: close! You'll share it with shark
Bats saw shark sitting at the table
Mrs. Bat: are you kidding me? Not happening!
Mr. Piranha: come on honey you got this!
Mrs. Bat: fine
She flew into the table in front of shark
Mr. Shake: This is going to taste extra sweet cause I know how bad you want it!
Mrs. Bat: don't patronize me
Bats tried to give shark the push pop but ate it instead
Mrs. Bat: Haha! Sucker!
Mr. Shark: That's it!! I'll teach you to share!
Shark was about to grab bats but she flew out of the way
Mrs. Bat: did you just try to eat me?!
Bats attacked shark leaving multiple scratches on his face
Marmalade: ...well that's terrifying. Let's try something similar
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Marmalade brought the bad guys outside
Marmalade: A good person always pays attention to the needs of others. Now here's a kindly frail grandma
Wolf was dressed as an old lady and they all laughed
Mrs. Bat: that's a good look for you wolf!
Mr. Wolf: yeah yeah laugh it up
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Feels Good To Be Bad
FanfictionMeet Mrs. Bat and her role in the bad guys is being the eyes in the sky. When Mr. Wolf wants to go good she isn't happy about it at all
