Highmeadow Lane
Middletown, Connecticut
Iris: sweeping her kitchen floor*
African American Man: *rushes into Iris's house, and smothers her with kisses*
Iris: *being smothered with kisses* Dude!!!!
African American Man: I love you so much, baby! Marry me! *smothers her with more kisses*
Iris: *still being smothered with kisses* Stop it!!! Get off me!!
Jasmine: Get off of her!!! *pepper sprays the man in his eyes*
African American Man: I can't see!!! I gotta go back down to Louisiana, but I can't see!!!
DarthBologna: Get out of here! Go back to Louisiana where you belong! Jasmine, show him to his car!
Jasmine: With pleasure! *escorts the stupid man to his green 1987 Cadillac DeVille with a Louisiana license plate on it*
This story was written on Tuesday, December 19th, 2023.
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