THE TRUE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN [DBZA/DBS MALE READER INSERT]

KAI Episode 1

Vegeta's inside the healing pod  when suddenly a stark ambience kicks in, it builds up until Ghost Nappa pops up

Ghost Nappa: "Pee pee, butt, sex, vagiiiina..."

Vegeta immediately wakes up and falls out of the pod, he breaths for a second before Y/N says

Y/N: "Your tail's gone."

Vegeta: "Okay."

Y/N: "Okay."

Vegeta: "Earth."

Y/N: "Earth."

Vegeta: "Namek."

Y/N: "Namek."

Qui: "Namek."

Y/N and Vegeta: "Namek!?"

23 days later

Y/N and Vegeta land on Namek and Y/N flies towards Gohan, Bulma, and the space duck

Y/N: "Hello, I'm totally not end up getting a sudden power boost that makes no sense and comes out of fucking nowhere."

Bulma: "Okay."

Y/N: "Time to set up camp in a random as fuck cave that will totally not end up getting covered in cu-"

The spaceship gets blown up and Y/N turns around

Y/N: "So you have chosen death."

He then one shots them both and they go inside the cave

Y/N: "Space duck, Midget, go, I'm gonna stay here with the woman who I totally won't ever see as a mother."

20947394739 years later because I was fucking lazy when writing these

Y/N is with the others when the Ginyu force pop up

Guldo: "I'm-"

Y/N suddenly gets angry and charged at Guldo before Guldo explodes after he gets hit, then Y/N charges at Recoome before he's grabbed by Recoome and punched, then Burter picks him up and start to repeatedly kick him in the groin

Narrator: "FALCON KICK- FALCON KICK- FALCON KICK- FALCON KICK! DOUBLE KILL!!!!"

Y/N falls to the ground before getting back up and charging at Recoome with a Green Aura, Recoome explodes and Y/N stands there

Y/N: "...Penis..."

He then explodes

297493002938640492720294740 centuries later...

Y/N is with Bulma again

Y/N: "I know that the it's a classic, but the Tim Burton one is more accurate! And it's not even a remake! It's an adaptation of the original story."

Bulma: "But Johnny Depp wasn't anywhere as great as-"

Explosion sound

Y/N: "Oh, welp, that's my calling card to see if the grizzly reaper's mowing."

He appears infront of Vegeta

Y/N: "Oh, hey Vegeta."

Vegeta: "Hey Ki-"

Frieza shoots a laser through his chest and Y/N looks at him

Y/N: "YOU'RE LIFE IS NOTHING! YOU SERVE ZERO PURPOSE! YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF-"

Then an explosion happens around Y/N and when he emerges he's over 8 feet tall

Y/N: "NOW!"

Frieza: "NANI!?"

Y/N punches him and then Frieza runs across a bridge and take out a pair of scissors

Frieza: "TAKE ONE STEP ON THAT BRIDGE! AND I'M GONNA CUT THE ROPE!"

Y/N grabs the bridge and uses it to pull the other cliff over to him

Frieza: "WHAT THE GODDAMN SHI-"

Y/N grabs him and slams him into the ground, he then grabs Frieza's arms and pushes them inside of Frieza's body, he then grabs Frieza's head and pushes it up, ripping it off of his body only connected by his spine

Narrator: "Y/N WINS!"

Y/N then transforms back to normal and falls to the ground before getting up

Y/N: "I HAVE OVER 5 MILLION POWER!"

Bulma: "Hey Vegeta, Y/N."

Y/N: "Yeah?"

Bulma: "You're gonna live with me now."

Y/N: "Thanks."

Vegeta: "Fuck you."

Fin