AGAINST THE GODS

What The Fuck

Johnny is an orphan who enjoys watching anime's and cartoons.

A/n: anime's and cartoons are two different things people!!!

"Huh! Having an unlucky life sucks balls man" johnny speaks to no one but himself

"I wish I could just leave this world and reinc-" before he could finish speaking he was run over by a fucking bike and not just any bike but a bicycle

"Damn" was his last words before it went blank.

??POV
In a dark and extremely comfortable void was a shining star but if one could pay attention (by the way my name is attention😏) one could notice a very bright description of a man from that bright light.

"Haaaaaaaa!!!!!!?????huh?" Yes this weirdo is johnny who has finally made his appearance into this weird and empty space.

"This reminds me of an horror movie" johnny says"too bad its not"says a voice. "Shit!" Johnny exclaims with a turn and tries to outrun the creepy voice
"Who you calling creepy you fucking weirdo" (shut up can't you see am narrating a book) "I wouldn't have interfered if you didn't call a certain someone a fucking creep" (motherfucker)

As johnny runs he then hears the voice speaking to no one in particular "oh fuck you" he hears the voice swear. "OK am sorry for that outburst. Let me introduce my self, I am the strongest primordial god of the entire multi-verse old man kang"

"What the fuck" johnny says as he sees a large figure that would make Mount Everest seem like a grain of rice. "Haaaa!!!!!!!" Johnny screams and the faints.

Time skip of about an unknown amount of time cause johnny is a deep sleeper.

"Haaaaa-"pah!!!' And just like that, our little protagonist soul was slapped into oblivion (ha. Just kidding)

"Who are you" Johnny couldn't help but shout to this goddamn 'god??'

"I seriously can't hear you" says old man kang.(then fucking reduce your height you damn old Titan)"fvck you"kang says as he slowly decreases in height.(not that difficult right) "shut it dumb narrator" the old geezer says to some dude called 'narrator'

"Human you are in the boundary between life and death which is called the reincarnation center, in human words you are dead" says the old dude whose name is kang. "Your not a human right, cause no normal human can be as bulky as you" johnny States the obvious as usual.

"Puny human I am a the strongest to have ever step in this universe; you should feel honoured to be in th e presence of the great Primordial Titan kang"

"If your the strongest then what are you doing here reincarnating people" says johnny.  "I was locked here for eternity by the gods since I can't die" old titan says.

"What does that have to do with me?" Says johnny.

"Congratulations you are the first and last representative to be chosen by I" says kang. 'This guy is really full of himself' "your Majesty Care to explain" johnny says with a hint of sarcastic tone in his sentence.

But the Titan smiled taking such as a compliment.
"As of today you shall consider your self a Titan no longer a human.
With my powers I shall transmigrate you into a dangerous world where you shall laugh at the face of danger and become danger itself. But of course you shall have three wishes which I shall fulfill by myself as my representative to avenge your lord and over throne the rule of those puny gods" says kang.

"Em... Can I be given the opportunity to pick four wishes instead of three"

"And why if I may ask" kang  asks with an intrigued expression

"I guess you have been waiting for some years-" "two thousand and forty seven million years" kang corrects his miscalculation.

"Em...yeah so for millions of years you have been waiting to pick a representative. And why haven't you picked anyone?" Asks johnny

"Well I have been looking for an individual with an extremely unlucky fate. And just happen to stumble upon you" kang answers honestly

"So as you see the reason why I need more that three wishes is because of that. I assume other gods have long chosen their representatives"

"Yes they have" kang says with a slight frown on his brightly strange face

"The reason I need more that three wishes, to be exact four wishes is because the other gods representatives should have passed me making it impossible to catch up which is why I have chosen these four wishes"johnny says as he States the facts 'when did I get so smart?'johnny couldn't help but say to himself as he discovers the abnormality of his mind

" OK I have seen the fact and have decided to give you four wishes instead of three. Anything more will cause harm to your little soul"

"Yes!! Fist bump" johnny says as he shamelessly stretches his little fist for the ripped and gigantic titan who only stares at this weird human. As johnny sees this he had couldn't help but drop his fist in extreme  embarrassment.

"So as my first wish is for an infinite amount of vitality" johnny says as he looks at the titan who makes him nervous.

"That can be done" kang says with a bored expression.

"My second wish is for endless stamina " johnny says.
"It can be done"

"Thirdly, I want to have a skill called absorb which can absorb the force which is attacked at me both physical, magical and spiritual boosting my strength and speed permanently"

"Easy peasy lemon(😏)squishy" kang says which surprises johnny.

"And lastly, I want to have a skill called instant blink ,am sure you can guess what it can do"johnny says with confidence.
And to his expectations, kang nods his head and smiles at his representative for not choosing what normal people chose like strength,speed,and endurance while ignoring stamina and choosing a skill. So he was proud of his representative choice.

"I am imputing your wishes to your soul.. Your powers can never be taken from you unless your soul is harmed and I doubt that won't be possible as the new bloodline of the Titans" kang says as he is surrounded by four specks of light which shoots out towards johnny who couldn't help but close his eyes in anticipation and excitement.
And then the lights starts to dim until it is no more.

"Em I don't feel any changes" johnny couldn't help but complain.

"Patience little one, although it is in your soul you have yet to pick a vessel to harbour this soul" kang says with an extremely calm face giving off a wisdom vibe.

A/n: hell yeah the road just got kicked in the nuts!!!! First chapter is done.
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