sushiroll: i hereby take the liberty of inviting the port mafia to the agency to witness this comedy show
aku: whats going on
sushiroll: so you remember how dazai kidnapped q?
themother: should i be concerned
sushiroll: well no but yes
sushiroll: so anyways elise found a way to tag along and she got into a screaming match with q
sushiroll: and chuuya-san was so frustrated that he legit screamed "PIPE DOWN PIPSQUEAK" at elise
sushiroll: and now they're screaming at eachother
sushiroll: and then yosano yelled at chuuya saying "SHUT YOUR ASS UP GINGER" and chuuya replied with "DONT CALL ME GINGER YOU LESBIAN EDNA FROM INCREDIBLES" and now they're too busy laughing to talk
aku: lmfao
themother: ohmygod
cookiescasino: I AM SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT
abusedno2: well that was uncalled for
cookiescasino: I AM TIRED OF THIS STUPID ASS FUCK RELATIONSHIP GOING ON IN MY CASINO
nikolaiii: geez that was rude sigma
fydorrr: im hurt
nikolaiii: anyways sigma pls deliver these poisoned chocolates to dos-kun for me!
cookiescasino: NO YOU BITCH
abusedno2: wait wait wait did i read that right
bandagenose: holy shit
kunikida: O:
abusedno2: SINCE WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU IN THIS GROUPCHAT
kunikida: shh dont ask
nikolaiii: OH FIDDLESTICKS
fydorrr: RUN
abusedno1: geez whats this all about
cookiescasino: I DONT WANT TO STAY IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN CASINO CANT I JUST BE A BARISTA IN A CUTE CAFE SERVING COOKIES AND COFFEE
bandagenose: what bought on this outburst?
cookiescasino: I NEVER WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP
abusedno2: alas, he was hot though
gingervodkawithale: WHAT
cookiescasino: AND I NEVER WANT TO SEE DUMBASS 1 AND DUMBASS 2 HERE TRYING TO KILL EACHOTHER IN THE NAME OF LOVE
abusedno2: LMAO WHAT
nikolaiii: sigma nooo
fydorrr: today we grieve the death of sigma enigma, the manager of the sky casino
nikolaiii: wait what
abusedno1: go on, this shit is funny
sushiroll: hunny, your problems are nothing compared to mine
cookiescasino: get yourself a fucking therapist
bandagenose: omg hes pissed.
sushiroll: and tell them what?
cookiescasino: idk man y0our fucking life problems for a start???
sushiroll: HERE IT IS: MY BOYFRIEND IS IN THE PORT MAFIA AS A SERIAL KILLER, MY MENTOR/BEST FRIEND IS A BISEXUAL SUICIDAL MANIAC WITH A LIST OF CRIMES LONGER THAT THE LIST OF WORLD LAWS AND IS MARRIED TO HIS EX PARTNER WHO WORKS WITH MY BOYFRIEND IN THE PORT MAFIA,
cookiescasino: Im irrelevant, i can even put up with twiddle dee and twiddle dum here as long as i dont have his life.
sushiroll: I'VE HAD MY LEG BLOWN OFF MULTIPLE TIMES, LOTS OF DEPRESSION PILLS AND WHO REMEMBERS WHAT ELSE. AND NOW IVE LANDED UP IN THIS GROUPCHAT THAT IS LITERAL HELL WITH A PSYCHOTIC CLOWN AND HIS SCHEMING BOYFRIEND WHO WANT TO WIPE OUT GIFTED PEOPLE, ALONG WITH MULTIPLE OTHER GAY PEOPLE (no offence to any of you guys) WHO TALK ABOUT THE SHITTIEST STUFF AT 2 AM, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU AWAKE BITCHES GO TO FUCKING SLEEP
cookiescasino: my life is sunshine and rainbows and I am very happy.
aku: bro how the fuck did you type all that
sushiroll: SHUT THE FUCK UP
aku: .... okay
abusedno2: well damn
abusedno1: can i go back now?
morislander: FINALLY!
abusedno1: you know what, i'll stay here
ELISEFAN: Q, you're making elise cry.. please come back
abusedno1: like hell I'd come back for the spoiled brat
abusedno2: back to the bigger question: how the fuck is kunikida in this groupchat
kunikida: you added me in here you sorry excuse for a human
gingervodkawithale: go on, dazai slander is fun
abusedno2: chuu :(
aku: I shall not stand for dazai slander.
abusedno2:.......
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