suicidalmaniac: guess what bitches.
gingervodkawithale: what is it waste of bandages.
therussian: its a special chapter todayyyyyyyy
suicidalmaniac: so we're adding a guest.
winedoctor: who>
suicidalmaniac: ranpo, take a guess
sherlock: guys no.....
therussian: Its a special chapter, not one without chaos.
sushiroll: that's by far the most concerning message in this groupchat.
suicidalmaniac: alrigth im adding her!
suicidalmaniac added AriNotFound!
AriNotFound: if i get a single comment connecting my username to the youtuber GeorgeNotFound, i will kill that person.
AriNotFound: ALSO HIIIIIIIIII
morihater: oooh look its the girl that complimented my dress!
AriNotFound: HI ELISE DARLING
morihater: the one person i will allow to call me darling.
bandagenose: hold up elise, aren't you like 6? how tf can u type?
morihater: arent you 19? shouldn't you be in college by now? shouldn't you have a girlfriend by now? shouldn't you be with your parents right now? Oh it's your bedtime i think i should let you sleep so that you can attend college tomorrow!
ari: Elise the absolute girlboss you are..
morihater: thanks. I'll have you know, dr Yosano is my role model.
winedoctor: appreciated.
theleader: Elise dear, maybe you shouldn't take the doctor who's obsessed with cutting up people as your role model...
morihater: all the more reason!
winedoctor: keep hating on that slime bucket and we're good.
morihater: deal
AriNotFound: anyyyyways im here for a reasonn
bandagenose: wait a minute, i was trying to listen to whatever miss tiny elise over here was saying. shes so small i cant hear her
morihater: WHY YOU LITTLE-
AriNotFound: do you want a giant syringe up your ass tachihara?? RUN
bandagenose: got that!
theleader: my ability is a freaking child..
morihater: I HEARD THAT RINTAROU! YOU'RE NEXT!
winedoctor: make sure someone films Mori getting beat up.
AriNotFound: OI ASSHATS LISTEN UP
gingervodkawithale: what is it shortass.
AriNotFound: oh look who's talking, petite 5 foot 3 mafioso!
gingervodkawithale: i can kill you.
AriNotFound: I have author powers, don't test me.
suicidalmaniac: Ari youre literally as short as Kyouka
demonsnow: unfortunately, she's taller by a few inches. maybe i can cut your feet off so you'd be my height.
AriNotFound: WHY MUST YOU TARGET ME
AriNotFound changed AriNotFound's username to ari
ari: alright people listen up im here for..... drumroll please.... you guys!
sherlock: alright ari..... what do you want from chuuya.
gingervodkawithale: me?? how am i even related?
ari: Please stop exposing me ranpo... it's not very nice. And I don't think Poe would appreciate knowing that you stole Karl's leash again.
sherlock: Karl takes up all of Poe's attention and I don't like that.
ari: Valid.. but no.
suicidalmaniac: IM SO BORED
ari: you always are! go make kunikida cry tears of blood or something!
suicidalmaniac: no~ ive done it... i want something else
ari: get the russian rat to play uno with you!
suicidalmaniac: no~ done it.
suicidalmaniac: ayyo fydor, what was our newest member's name again? Ligma right?
sherlock: ligma balls.
cookiescasino: I will kill you, the Armed Detective Agency, then Chuuya Nakahara from the Port Mafia and then I will kill myself.
therussian: Ligma no that's my job.
cookiescasino: THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GETTING THROWN OUT THE CASINO! NIKOLAI, YOU'RE HELPING!
mentalclown: does dos-kun get a parachute?
cookiescasino: NO
mentalclown: okay! be at deck 4 in 5!
therussian: NIKOLAI NO-
ari: ugh this is the stupidest chapter i've ever written.
swag: fourth wall.....
ari: oh thnx
ari: also..... atsushi and auktagawa are conveniently missing...
swag: aku went to the agency
suicidalmaniac: but atsushi went grocery shopping with yosano??
aku: idiots.
swag: ??
aku: Gin i told u i was going to run an errand for the boss!
swag: yeah, for which u had to go to the agency!
aku: well yes..
sushiroll: so i walked into the supermarket and the first thing i see is this girl with a shopping cart slipping on a chocolate wrapper and falling straight onto her ass. And then the shopping cart's just lying there with all of its stuff thrown out.... and now I can't stop laughing at the girls puffed up face. she looked like a constipated duck.
gingervodkawithale: who the fuck asked you to type a goddamn fucking essay i aint reading that.
suicidalmaniac: what he said.
aku: you typed all that?? how long did it take you?
sushiroll: about...... 90 seconds.
winedoctor: whadda fuck?
ari: you guys are crazy...
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Also thanks again guys, you got this story to 1.6K reads!
Special shoutout to @Alisandra_Kara for being for being there since the start and for the suggestion of writing this chatfic. And for commenting and voting on literally every single chapter, you're an amazing friend!
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