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ADA + PM GC 

suicidalmaniac: Alright, I'm going to do something i will most certainly regret. 

gingergod: first, why the hell is your language so formal? and second, please don't go and try to suicide bc i will cry. 

suicidalmaniac: im never leaving you chibi. 

kittykat: SHIP

swag: SHIP 

themother: aww my  little babys growing up so fast. 

kunikida: Dazai, please try to be a bit professional. 

suicidalmaniac: Never. 

gingergod: ane-san im not your child 

themother: well youre the 2nd child. 

theleader: who's first? 

themother: Kyouka of course! she's my beloved. 

theinnocentone: i have no idea how to reply to that. 

rashoumonsupremacy: me? 

theinnocentone: 3rd and then gin's the fourth. 

morihater: AND ME??? KOUYOU-SAN HWO COULD YOU? 

themother: on second thoughts, elise is the second one. all of you have been demoted. 

swag: sigh. im the least important one. 

rashoumonsupremacy: you have me, what more do you need?

drwineaunt: actually I have a question for blondie here. 

simpfortheauktagawas: you mean me? I have a name, its Higuchi. 

drwineaunt: yeah whatever, potato tomato. 

simpfortheauktagawas: just ask 

drwineaunt: Whos your fav Auktagawa sibling? 

sherlock: well shes got her. 

theleader: this is interesting 

morihater: BET its Gin 

bandagenose: NO its Ryuunosuke 

themother: she loves them equally. 

morihater: If i win, you owe me 3 days of dress shopping tachihara 

bandagenose: if i win, you owe me a thousand dollars elise. 

morihater: Mori's paying 

theleader: when did I agree to that? 

morihater: pwease? 

theleader: of course darling. 

suicidalmaniac: MORI IS  A PEDOPHILE 

theleader: dazai i have feelings too you know. 

gingergod: BULLSHIT ALERT 

mrpresident: Dazai, how many times have I told you to not bully people? 

simpfortheauktagawas: the amount of grammar in that sentence is horrifying 

kittykat: agreed 

drwineaunt: you didnt answer me blondie 

simpfortheauktagawas: I- 

drwineaunt: im waiting

simpfortheauktagawas: Gin. 

morihater: I WIN 

bandagenose: DANG IT HIGUCHI COULDNT YOU LIE OR SOMETHING? 

simpfortheauktagawas: nope. plus i get to watch u suffer. 

morihater: OH TACHIIIHAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAA! WE'RE LEAVING NOW! 

theleader: Tachihara, you can take one of the Mafai's cars, I dont trust you with Elise on a bike. No offence. 

bandagenose: SHE'S AN ABILITY??? SHE WONT EVEN GET HRUT! 

drwineaunt: themother, you owe me a month of coffee. 

bandagenose: welp ane-san, your suffering with me. 

themother: SHE DRINKS 25 $2 DOLLAR COFFEES A DAY SOMEONE HLEP 

drwineaunt: You bet against me my love, your fault. 

kittykat: Note how soukokus missing during this arguement. 

kunikida: dazai's on the couch listening to his suicide song again. 

naomileavemealone: his voice is annoyingly loud 

cityfolkareamazing: agreed. and yall know i dont like to talk bad abt others. 

theinnocentone: i wish demonsnow could slit his throat or gag him. 

gingergod: get it to gag him and tie him upside down from the roof. 

kittykat: KUNIKIDA-KUN HE GOT HIS HANDS ON THE MUSHROOMS AGAIN! 

kunikida: WHAT??? NO WAY 

drwineaunt: NOT MY ROOM DAZAI 

cityfolkareamazing: WHY IS HE CLIMBING UP A LAMP POST? 

theinnocentone: Yeah, I'll just quietly move away from the maniac. 

kittykat: No you dont kyouka. get demonsnow to hold him until we can tie him up. 

kunikida: gingergod come get your boyfriend. 

gingergod: husband actually 

gingergod: but sure 

kittykat: I'M GOING TO IGNORE THAT UNTIL WE GET DAZAI OFF THE LAMPOST AND THE CAT IN HIS HANDS TO SAFETY 

gingergod: HE'S GOT A CAT? I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE! 

naomileavemealone: didn't he say he hates cats? 


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