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                                                   ADA - Attention Deficit Assholes 

kittykat - guys hes missing 

kunikida: AGAIN?? IM GONNA RIP HIS SCRAWNY NECK! 

sherlock: best guess, he's floating down a river. 

cityfolkareamazing: Oh! I remember spotting him in the cafe! 

kittykat: When? 

cityfolkareamazing: about........ a few minutes ago. 

theinnocentone: Confirmed. He's flirting with the cafe lady again. 

drwineaunt: OOOH the lady just told him to fuck off! 

mrpresident: YOSANO! Kids are present! 

drwineaunt: Kyouka listens to me swear on a daily basis, Atsushi's an adult and Kenji has censored all swear words. 

kittykat: you might wanna come watch dazai getting strangled. It's hilarious! 

drwineaunt: omw. 


                                                      PORT MAFAI BABESXO


swag: Someone come cheer Ryuu 

gingergod: Sigh. is he simping over the tiger again? 

themother: hes near tears. 

morihater: oh no! should i get him tissues? 

swag: It's fine elise we'll manage.

morihater: alright but im still coming over.  i left roblox for this tell him he has to be happy now! 

rashoumonsupremacy: aww thanks elise. 

swag: imma go make cookies for you 

bandagenose: im going to kill the tiger 

rashoumonsupremacy: please no. 

bandagenose: what did he do this time? 

rashoumonsupremacy: we were texting and he said hes dating that guild girl lucy. 

simpfortheauktagawas: senpai, should i go kill the girl then? 

rashoumonsupremacy: no higuchi 

gingergod: aku we can go shopping if you want to. 

rashoumonsupremacy: as long as we dont waste more than a thousand we're good dad. 

themother: imma just clear it one more time cause i know higuchi will freak. 

themother: CHUUYA IS THE DAD AND IM THE MOM BUT WE ARE NOT MARRIED UNDERSTOOD HIGUCHI? FREAK ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL SEND GOLDEN DEMON AFTER YOU! 

simpfortheauktagawas: y-y-ess ma'am. 

swag: did she just 

bandagednose: stutter over text?? 

gingergod: she did. 

simpfortheauktagawas: um senpai i'll get your car! 

swag: there goes higuchi, the ultimate simp for Ryuunosuke Auktagawa. 

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hope you guys liked the story so far! stay safe!

Edit: all of you want to kill Lucy and its so funny :D

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