Short random texts/incorrect quotes/memes

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sushiroll: at the end of the day we are all human beans

demonsnow: together we will rice

lightsnow: lettuce pray

cowsmoo: ramen!

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corruptedginger: im a peaceful person

aku: you threw a chair at dazai-san

corruptedginger: which is peaceful compared to the table i was going to throw at him

aku: ....

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Dazai: Odasaku, you're my best friend, so if you have any last words for me, I will treasure them always

Oda: You're going to be sad and miserable forever

Dazai: 

Dazai: 

Dazai: Dude.

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Auktagawa: Why are your toungues purple?

Dazai: well i had a blue slushi

Chuuya: and i had a red one

Auktagawa: oh

Auktagawa: OH

Atsushi: 

Atsushi: You drank eachother's slushies??

Sushi's too innocent for soukoku's crap 

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Atsushi: You really push all my buttons-

Auktagawa: And I still haven't found mute.

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Dazai, as a pilot: We're all going to die

Passengers: *panick*

Dazai: I mean, we all will some day, anyways 

Passengers: *sigh and relax*

Dazai: But it'll probably be when we hit this mountain. 

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Kyouka: are you okay

Atsushi, cutting onions: its just the onions

Kyouka: okay

Kyouka: * to the onions with a knife* what the fuck did you say to him

Le gasp i made kyouka curse 

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