1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If your going to kill eachother do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL."If you don't straighten up, I'm gonna knock you into next week."
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's way." √
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC."If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, your not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you were clean underwear, in case your in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY." Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."√
8.My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS."Shut your mouth and eat your supper."√
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM." Will you look at that on the back of your neck."√
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA." You'll sit there untill all that spainch is gone."√ (or in my case meat.)
11.My mother taught me about WEATHER."This room of yours, looks as if a tornado went through."
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY."If i told you once I have told you a thousand times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, I can take you out.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION." Stop acting like your father."√√√
15. My mother taught me ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." √
16. My mother taught me ANTICIPATION."Just wait untill we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEVING. " Your gonna get it when you get home."
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. " If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to stay that way."√√√
19. My mother taught me ESP." Put your sweater on; you don't think I know when your cold."
20. My mother taught me HUMMOR." When the lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS."Your just like your father."√
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS." Shut the door behind you. Do you think you think you were born in a barn."√
24. My mother taught me WISDOM."When you get to be my age, you'll understand.
25. My mother taught me JUSTICE." One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
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