A guy and a girl are speeding over 100mph on a motor- cycle.
GIRL: Slow down I'm scared
GUY: No, this is fun.
GIRL: No, it's not. Please I'm scared.
GUY: Then tell me you love me.
GIRL: I love you, now slow down.
GUY: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug.
GUY: Can you take off my helmet, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of a break failure. Two people were on it, only one survived. The truth was halfway down the road, the guy had relized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and one last time tell him she loved him. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if he died. Vote or use this or tell this to someone if you would do this for someone.
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