Top 10 Signs You Had To Much Coffee!

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Top 10 Signs You Had To Much Coffee!

1. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

2. You lick your coffeepot clean.

3. You're the employ of the month at the local coffee shop and you don't even work there.

4. You can jump start your car without cables.

5. You've build a miniature city out of little stirrers.

6. When you find a penny, you'll say," Find a penny, pick it up, 63 more I'll have a cup!"

7. Instant coffee takes to long.

8. You name your cats "Cream" and "Surgar".

9. Your lips are permently stuck in the sipping position.

10. You don't even wait for the coffee to boil anymore.

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