The Vocabulary of a Mother
-Inexperienced Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care for dessert.
-Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
-Full Name: What you call your child when you're angry with him.
-Grandparents: The people who think your kids are great even though they're not sure if your raising them right.
-Independent : How we want our children to be, as long as they do everything we say.
-Show Off: A child with more talent then yours.
-Whodunit: None of the children who live in your house.
-Bottle-feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up a 2 A.M.
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