MAN: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
MAN: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
WOMAN: Yep, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
WOMAN: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
MAN: Your place or mine?
WOMAN: Both, you to yours and me to mine.
MAN: So, what do you do for a living?
WOMAN: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
WOMAN: All tresspassers will be shot.
MAN: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
WOMAN: Unfertilized.
MAN: Your body is like a temple.
WOMAN: Sorry, there are no services today.
MAN: I would go to the end of the world with you.
WOMAN: But would you stay there?
MAN: If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together.
WOMAN:Really, I would F and U together.
MAN: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
WOMAN: Did it hurt when you where droped on your head as a baby?
MAN: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call GOD and tell him one of his angels are missing.
WOMAN: Can I borrow yours? I have to report that the mental hospital is missing one its patients.
MAN: If i flip this coin what are my chances of getting heads?
WOMAN: If i flip you the finger what are my chances of you walking away?
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