Stardust, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Nebula: Gray.
Rainbow Road: Grey.
Stardust, turning to Plasma: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Plasma: Dark white.
Plasma: What do you want then?
Rainbow Road: Er... something work related.
Plasma: What department is this?
Rainbow Road: Sorry?
Plasma: Well, if it's work related you'd obviously know what department this is. What department is this?
Rainbow Road: *looks at Stardust and Nebula* Some sort of homosexual department?
Rainbow Road: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Nebula: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Plasma: I got distracted halfway through.
Stardust: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Nebula: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Rainbow Road: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.
Plasma: Waking up in the morning.
Stardust: Waking up.
*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Plasma: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Rainbow Road: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Stardust: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Nebula: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Stardust: *flips the board*
Nebula: What's it like being tall?
Plasma: Is it nice?
Rainbow Road: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Stardust: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Plasma: I just found out from Stardust today that when Rainbow Road died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Nebula said, "They should aim at the coffin to be sure."
Cinnamon: Where's Triple-Scoop, Peppermint, and Flan?
Mint: They're playing hide and seek.
Cinnamon: Where?
Mint: I don't think you get how this game works.
Cinnamon: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
Cinnamon, to Mint: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Triple-Scoop, to Flan: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Peppermint: There are two types of people.
Cinnamon: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Mint: IT.
Flan: Annabelle.
Triple-Scoop: Paranormal Activity.
Peppermint: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.
Peppermint: Triple-Scoop, I know you snuck out to see Cinnamon last night.
Triple-Scoop: If you tell Flan or Mint, I swear I'll murder you, and they'll never find the body.
Peppermint: Five bucks?
Triple-Scoop: Fine.
Peppermint: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-
Peppermint: *sees Triple-Scoop shoving Flan and Mint into the washing machine while Cinnamon records and watches*
Peppermint: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.
The Squad: *walking at the mall*
Mint: Hey, have any of you guys seen Flan? They've been gone for a while..
Triple-Scoop: Eh, nope.
Peppermint: No, I haven't...
Cinnamon: Probably ran off to McDonald's or something.
Flan: Hey.
Mint: Ooh, there you are-
Triple-Scoop: What the fu-
Cinnamon: I- where were you?!
Flan: Walking right behind you guys.
(and yes I used two friend groups and yes I am procrastinating)
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FanfictionGoofy ahh oneshot book that I made :DDD Barely updated bc there's so much going on project-wise lol Requests are closed as of now, might reopen them after I'm done with the ones I have now :)))
