Funny Stuff Cause I Don't Have Any Ideas Anymore

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Ink-blank
Geno-life
Dream-phantasma
Nightmare-phantom
Blue-cyan
Horror-ace
Killer-cible(target in French)
Dust-particle
Cross-chrome
Strech-cheeto
Red-crimson
Fell-strike
Fresh-zoom
Reaper-peace

Warning mature language ahead
-cuss words
-genitals

Cheeto : Hey cyan did you fight a squid or something?

Cyan : covered in black goop kinda I actua-

Phantom : I AM NOT AN OCTOPUSS YOU STUPID BLUE GUMBALL LOOKING SON OF A BI-

Phantasma : appeared out of nowhere what were you saying dear brother of mine?

Phantom : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

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Life : bliss, do you know any lingo?

Bliss : I do... But I don't know how to use it.

Blank : he actually jumbles lingo from the last 500 years into one sentence and it's merciless on the ears.

Life : oh yeah? I don't believe you.

Blank : bliss come on!

Bliss : No it's embarrassing!

Blank : I'll show you chrome's secret chocolate stash.

Bliss : deal! Ehem... Unhand me, you egg-sucking, lily-livered, jive-talking whackadoo! Foul villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly mother fucker, so hasta la bye bye, daddy-o.

Zoom : grabs blank by the shoulders kill me, now!

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Chrome : heyyyy ace my buddy! My pal! My best friend how you doing today?

Ace : what did you do and did cible tell you to do it

Chrome :...

Ace :...

Chrome :...

Ace :...

Chrome : cible told me to polish your axe but I broke the machine...

Ace : sigh and cible?

Chrome : hiding with blank and cyan

Ace : thank you.... You're grounded, go to your room.

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Cible : hey Phantasma look! Bite into an apple

Phantasma : I will slap you so hard even google won't be able to find you.

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Cheeto : cocks gun any last worms?

Cyan :cocks worm any last guns?

Cheeto : worms gun any last cocks?

Cyan : gun last any worm cocks?

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Zoom : let me check on my mental health real quick checks himself

Life :....

Zoom :...

Life :....

Zoom :...

Life :....

Zoom :... I'm gonna give it a little more time

Life : go get therapy!

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Phantom : you can't wake up tired if you didn't sleep.

Peace : about to drink a full pot of coffee and on the phone with Phantasma I think I just found jesus

Phantasma : that's not Jesus that's octopuss

Phantom : I AM NOT AN OCTOPUSS

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Ace : are you stupid?

Cible : of course not. Why?

Ace : cause there's a u in stupid.

Cible : well there's an I in stupid too!..... Wait...

Ace : point proven. Argument won.

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Cible : hey particle guess who's dick is bigger! Mine or cheeto's

Particle : I don't know.... Cheeto's? And how do you know?

Cible : blushes we don't talk about that

Cyan : we don't talk about Cheeto no no no

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 26, 2023 ⏰

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