Grown ups 1

Were normal part 3

Jules (P.O.V)

Jasmine comes running up "Me and him?" she asks rob "Okay maybe I flirted with him, but that was to get your attention." she says but i give her the no shit look. "What about his snoring?" "I heard it too." Amber says while walking onto the dock. once again I winced when he kicked him in the balls again "Not again." Marcus cried out "it was 3 rooms away." Bridget says "easier than he's off the hook, he'd never be with your daughter...Not that she's you know what I'm saying." Dad eases the situation. Ace hides his laugh in my neck and hid mine behind my hand

"But what about the moaning?" Rob says Ace's eyes go wide, tenses i thought we were quiet "we heard it too." Dianne says "oh my god you and ace had sex, thankfully I packed protection just inc-" "Mom." I cut mom off , I turned into Ace to hide my embarrassment. "That we did several times was great." Ace says high fiving lenny, receiving a glare from dad if dad continued Ace would be dead I'm sure of it and a slap on the chest from me "Ace why would you say that!." "But what happened to your head?" rob asks jasmine with the gash on her forehead " When I was changing into my pj's, I got the feeling that some perv was looking through my window, so I tripped and hit my head.'' Jasmine explained there's no need to turn. I know it was Greg and Andre lowering their heads. I could feel aces chest vibrate laughing into my shoulder. "Yeah that's your daughter man, I'd never be with her because I'm me. And I'm sorry we don't have our lives together like lenny." Higgins says. Not gonna like Higgins is a manwhore and that's rare for me to say.

I see Roxanne's face knowing shit's about to go down "Oh together like lenny." Roxanne says sarcastically with a laugh lenny your fucked never fuck with a Latina see you on the other side my friend "please i answered your phone.it was your assistant. I asked if he cancelled the flight to Milan and he said he did, BEFORE WE EVEN CAME HERE!" Roxanne said angry Latina equals death "he said that? why would he say that I'm mean.....""so he made it up?" I'm not saying he made it up. in his head he believes it's true." this is not going well "Don't agent me lenny, stop trying to handle everybody else and everything and start taking responsibility for one." Roxanne said storming up to her husband "I'll take responsibility. Okay you're right! I thought it would be better for our family to be here with normal people instead of Milan . I mean look at Ace he's head over heels in love with Jules he's having a great time and now they're together." Lenny explained "were normal?" Dianne and I said in unison " Dad I've always been normal." ace says he's probably rolling his eyes

" I was scared to tell you how easy it would be for me to keep it a secret." good job lenny you survive another day " if you peel back any marriage there's secrets." Dad says looking at mum he winces " mine I love very much." Dad says "good save their dad." i said " Roxanne i didn't. our kids minus ace are becoming notty, snotty spoiled, i, we got a nanny." " good way to describe Kiethie and Greg dad." Ace adds " so she's a nanny?" Kurt cut in "No,no,no,no,no, she's a.- " " of course she is a nanny." Roxanne, Ace and I say at the same time "when does lying stop." Roxanne asked "it stops right after this, she's more opar- "LENNY." cut off Lenny Ace and I am laughing "men lie!" yelled out from the porch "they cant help themselves! Kurt sure lies!" "What lie do i lie about toe j Simpson." Ace and I are still laughing "oh please the nanny." "what about the nanny?"" you have a thing for her." Dianne says "this is like a tennis match, it's hurting my neck." i whisper to ace " it's gonna break my neck." he says back catching the end of the conversation "your probably right sweetheart, I'll just butt out." mamma yells " thank you." Kurt calls out "Look maybe i do take you for granted and I'm sorry. how about i take you out Thursday for date night." Dianne says " you better not do that to me or I'll kick your ass to the curb." I say to ace turning to him he has his hands up as he surrenders.

"As long as we're all being honest, I should be honest as well." Dad says as mum hugs him i look away "um, I'm actually not a part owner of the lawn furniture store i don't even work there anymore. I got laid off in April but I rented the caddy and acted like a hot shot because I didn't want you guys to know." Dad says Ace turns my head and kisses me showing how he doesn't care about money I have. "Lamonsoff, you don't need to hide anything from us. I'm sorry." Lenny said "since we're getting things off our chest here. I have a confession to make. I'm wearing a toupee." Rob confesses "No shit." the nanny and i say at the sometime

. we all laugh "i have a confession to make. I'm really a man." "i told you."" I knew it!" Jules you owe me $20." "fuck I gotta get my wallet." we all say at the same time. " I'm kidding. I'm really hurt that so many of you believed it, nevertheless I know it's not my place but uhm, well after all i am the oldest." Gloria said "hell yeah you are" mamma said " despite the joking and the razzing i see a lot of love here. like rob, when he snapped at me the other day. That was scary and thought I was so calm, but inside I said 'Gloria Noonan, do not call him a bug-eye sociopath with a little man complex, do not say his hair makes him look like a dirty q tip or that he resembles an elder gay Jonas brother. or a midget Filipino Fonzie." Gloria stated "that's my favourite." Dianne and ace says

" I didn't say any of that. life can be difficult sometimes i get that. what with family and kids things not exactly like you planned. but that's what makes it interesting . in life the first act is always exciting and the second act that's where the debt comes in." she says "weren't you the one that says she gets it?" Higgins pointed at Rob " I keep telling you guys she gets it." Rob says we all go into a group hug pulling away Ace " you know i don't care how much money you have babe?" " I know." leaning down kissing me, hearing whistling and cheering " I love you." " I love you too baby." he says " i think you better run." " why?" pointing at my dads face he starts moving to ace " oh shit" ace bolts and dad follows him smiling and laughing " So tell us is he good in bed?" mom asks " good more like fucking amazing." telling the parents " that's my son, he gets it from me." lenny says followed by a slap on the back of the head by Roxanne

AN if Jules is pregnant how far? don't forget to follow and save.😁