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Aquarius: Ok! What's this restaurant have?
Scorpio: It's iHop. What the fuck do you think it has?
Aquarius: No need to be a smart ass...
Taurus: isn't that your entire personality though?
Aquarius:....oh
Leo: Okay! I can't wait to try the Red Velvet pancakes again!
Taurus: Same. They never fail to fill me up, even after the millions of times I've gotten them
Scorpio: Very true.
Waiter: and what would you guys like?
Aquarius: All getting Red velvet pancakes, please.
Waiter: Sadly, we do not have that anymore.
Everyone:..
Taurus: WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Aquarius: WHAT SHOULD I DO!?!?
Leo: WHYYYYYYY
Scorpio: Yo y'all wanna burn this place down?
Everyone: sure

(He fixed signs ended up burning down the iHop, satisfied.

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