Zodiac Signs Living Together

Ophiuchus

Pisces: So you can stay in the closet!

Ophi: Can I please have a room? This place is cold!

Pisces: Nope!Orders from Virgo, sorry!

Ophi: Please! I'll do anything!

Pisces: :0. Anything?

Ophi: Yes! Just give me a room! I want to be part of the main 12! 13 isn't too bad, right?

Pisces: Well, We have 3 of each element, so you kinda ruin the perfect order that Virgo created.

Ophi: Does Virgo create everything here?

Pisces: Pretty much. Now, about what you'll do for me...

Cancer: Why'd you give him a maid dress?

Pisces: Well, I haven't gotten to have..fun...in a while

Cancer: Don't tell me you...

Ophi: He did. He really did.

Cancer: Pisces! You can't just do that!

Pisces: Well you weren't gonna help me with my problem, were you?

Cancer: Of course not! We aren't supposed to do stuff like this! What if we got somebody pregnant?

Pisces: How could I get a dude pregnant?

Cancer: Just- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?

Leo: Woah Woah Woah! What happened?

Cancer: PISCES HAD SEX WITH OPHIUCHUS

Leo: Woah....lit.