Zodiac Signs Living Together

In a haunted house

Leo: Sag, why the fuck are we here?

Sag: For fun! One thing that Saw has taught me, is to always go to weird places

Leo: But Saw doesn't take place in a haunted house, Sag.

Aries: Just shut up and enter

Aquarius: I wonder who's gonna be first to die

Gemini: Probably Pisces and Cancer.

Cancer: Hey! I'll survive longer than both of you!

Capricorn: Shut up! Nobody's dyi-

Leo: ARIES IS DEAD!

Gemini: Does it get tiring being wrong?

Capricorn: Shut up two face

Aquarius: :0

(Gathered in a room)

Cancer: You really think that we're all gonna die?

Scorpio: Yeah! I'm so excited to watch you all die!

Taurus: Oh shut up dude! I hope you die next

Virgo: Everybody shut up! We have to stay together! This dysfunctionality is what caused Aries to die!

Sag: Yeah! So you're saying that it's Pisces's fault!

Pisces: What!? You brought us here!

Sag: True, but like, you're being too quiet

(light's turn off and back on)

Leo: What the what? Where's Libra?

(Libra's outside, running away for his life)

Scorpio: Bet he died. 

Capricorn: Well so did Gemini

Cancer: Oh. Not too bad :)

Aquarius: NOOO! NOT GEMINI! AND NOT LIBRA

Pisces: Ok...so clearly this room isn't the safest place. We need to leave and find an exit. 

Taurus: Let's just go through the entrance

Cancer: Straight forward enough. Me and Taurus will check there, everybody else see if there's another exit.

Virgo: Got it!

Leo: Cancer, your cardinal is showing

Cancer: Shut up

(everybody splits up)

Taurus: It's locked! Fuck!

Cancer: Language, Taurus. I knew this would happen

Taurus: Sure you did. Let's go find a tool to break this door down! Like you!

Cancer: HUH!?!?

(Taurus throws Cancer at the door, breaking it open. Taurus runs out.)

Taurus: Let's go Cancer

Cancer: *On the verge of knocking out* O-okay

*both leave*

(Scorpio,Sag,and Aquarius)

Scorpio: Hey Sag, I bet Cancer and Taurus got totally ripped apart!

Sag: Yeah! I bet Cancer ran away like a baby

(Walk past entrance)

Scorpio: Is that a hole in the door?

Aqua: Hey! This is where they were! They escaped!

Scorpio: Let's go!

(Entrance is quickly boarded back up magically, leaving it fixed again)

Sag:...THE HOUSE IS ALSO MAGICAL!
Aqua: NO! THE GHOST IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!

Scorpio: RUN

(Sag is picked up and thrown out at full force. Aqua and Scorpio hide in a closet)

Scorpio: *sighs* Looks like we lost the ghost

Aqua: But we also lost Sagittarius! That's really bad!

Scorpio: Oh, forgot about him. I mean, what did he do?

Aqua: You're an idiot.

Scorpio: Whatever you say, nerd

Aqua: SHUT UP! I'm not a nerd.

Scorpio: Sureeeee. Tell that to Capricorn. Maybe the reason why you hate him, is because you're so jealous of him!

Aqua: Not true!

Scorpio: IT IS TRUE!

(Capricorn and Virgo open the closet door)

Virgo: There you are. Have you seen Taurus or Cancer?

scorpio: They got away. They bust a hole in the entrance, probably with some sort of hammer.

Capricorn: We should try that. 

Aqua: No. Your ideas suck

Cap: Shut the fuck up.

Scorpio: :0

Virgo: :0

Aqua: :0

(Cap and Virgo are dragged by an invisible figure, slowly floating)

Virgo: WHAT THE WHAT!?HELP!

Cap: Scorpio! Get us down!

Scorpio: Yeah, sucks to suck, but I'm out! *tries to run, but is grabbed and thrown into a wall, laying dead*

Aqua: Jesus christ! Anyways, I know I hate you guys, but death is a bit of a stretch! 

Leo: What's going on?

Cap: I'm being possessed!

Virgo: I can't lose my perfect body!

Leo: I see you dude! *Throws a rope at Cap and Virgo* TIE IT TO YOUR WAIST!

(Cap and Virgo try to, but end up getting dropped down, both dying)

Aqua: Damn! 

Leo: Huh. I was gonna say that I found an exit with Pisces. 

Aqua: Sweet!

Pisces: Hey Leo! Let's go!

(Aqua, Leo, and Pisces escape)

Libra: So...what happened?

Aqua: Things.

Leo:*cough*

Pisces: Yeah. Things.