Capricorn: I DIDN'T SAY TO DO THAT, DUMBASS!
Libra: WELL MAYBE CANCER SHOULDN'T HAVE BURNT THE CHICKEN BREATS!
Cancer: THAT ONLY HAPPENED BECAUSE ARIES TURNED UP THE AIR-FRYER HEAT!
Aries: MAYBE YOU AHOULD LEARN HOW TO FUCKING COOK!
Capricorn:FUCK YOU!
Libra: FUCK YOU!
Cancer: FUCK YOU!
Aries: FUCK YOU!!!!
(3 seconds later)
Cap: Libra, pass the Cayenne pepper, please
Libra: Sure thing!
Cancer: oh yeah! The instructions say that we should save the cayenne for later, as the texture gets iffy
Aries: Oh, ok, thanks for the save Cancer!
Cancer: always happy to help! I love you guys!
Libra: Me too!
Cap: Me too!
Aries: Me too!
(3 more seconds later)
Aries: YOU MOTHERFU-
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Zodiac Signs Living Together
FanfictionNothing wrong can happen when putting the 12 clashing zodiac signs in the same household, right?
