Sag: Ok. Let's go in order, starting with Aries!
Aries: Sweet! For kiss...Libra!
Libra: *chuckles* Not my type, but ok!
Aries: *sniffles* ok. For Marry, definitely Sag!
Sag: YEAH!
Virgo: Please don't start making out
Sag: :0
Aries: And for kill, Bye-bye Virgo!
Virgo: Of course. :/
Sag: Good choice! Next is Taurus
Taurus: Kiss Cancer, Marry Cap, Kill Gemini
Pisces: That was quick-
Sag: GEMINI,GO!
Gemini: Kiss Aqua, Marry libra, Kill Virgo!
Aries: AYYY! *high-fives Gemini*
Virgo: You guys fucking suck
Sag: Cancer, Go!
Cancer: Hmmmm. Kiss Scorpio, Marry Pisces, Kill Libra
Libra: Why?
Cancer: Remember on halloween when you filled my bag with wasps?
Libra....That was funny though-
Cancer: Screw you.
Sag: Leo!
Leo: Kiss Gemini, Marry Sag, Kill Capricorn!
Cap: I honestly don't mind.
Cancer: Oh.
Sag; Anyways, VIRGO!
Virgo: I would Kiss Cancer, Marry Capricorn, and Kill...Aries, Gemini,Sag,Leo,And Libra!
Sag: You can only pick...one?
Virgo:...
Sag: O-okay. Libra?
Libra: Kiss Gemini, for a new experience. MArry Aqua, and kill Cancer
Cancer: Well fuck you too
Libra: :0 LANGUAGE!
Pisces: You had it coming
Sag: SHUSH! Scorpio?
Scorpio: Kiss Pisces, Marry Cancer, and have sex with both at the same time! And kill Aquarius.
Sag:Well, go off bad boy.
Pisces: My pants are never dropping for the creep.
Scorpio: Wanna bet?
Sag: Anyways, before this gets disgusting, my turn! I would Kiss Aries, MArry Leo, and kill Scorpio!
Scorpio: Aw. Too bad.
Sag: Cap? You ready?
Capricorn: Yep. Kiss Taurus, Marry Virgo, and Kill Aquarius.
Aqua: Oh fuck you!
Sag: How much times have you all said fuck you? Seriously, it's an addicti-
Pisces: FUCK YOU!
Sag:...Aqua..?
Aquarius: I would kiss Virgo,this way, I would ruin Cap's lovely marriage, and cause a divorce. I would marry Taurus, since they're the next person he would run to, and then finally end Capricorns life, his final moments being met with problems he failed to fix, making him feeling like a piece of shit!
Sag: Wow. You were...prepared...
Pisces: MY TURN MY TURN! I would Kiss Scorpio, Marry Cancer, and Kill Capricorn!
Cap: Why me!? We're friends!
Pisces: *shrugs*
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Zodiac Signs Living Together
FanfictionNothing wrong can happen when putting the 12 clashing zodiac signs in the same household, right?
