𝗰𝗮𝘁 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀 彡 𝐭.𝐤𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐲𝐚𝐦𝐚

⤷ 𝟘𝟚,, 𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕖𝕩𝕔𝕝𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕧𝕖

buddy <3
[ 10.29 pm ]

you know what makes me mad?

what makes you mad?

target versions.

target versions?

target exclusive versions.

wait since when can you type in
cursive—

you know what, nevermind

what are those target exclusive
things exactly?

albums

like

EXCUSE ME BUT

WHAT ABOUT ASIA? WHAT ABOUT
EUROPE? WHY DON'T WE GET
THE TARGET EXCLUSIVE SONGS?!

i think this feeling comes from
deep within

it really does

IT MAKES ME MAD

what target version do you want?

5 SECONDS OF SUMMER

their youngblood CD has two more
songs on the target version and IT
MAKES ME MAD

oh?

when you walk away and best
friend are MASTERPIECES

and you know when i can only
listen to them? HM?

tell me

ON YOUTUBE

BECAUSE PEOPLE PUT IT ON
YOUTUBE

IS IT THE ORIGINAL ONE? NO. IT
IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND

and it makes me mad because i
want that so damn much :(

so what american wants to give
me my target exclusive youngblood
cd?? pls ???

omg tHEN I HAVE TO CHOOSE
WHICH OF THE GUYS

shit i don't even have a favourite.
HOW AM I GONNA CHOOSE??

i don't know

just get them all or something

you know what? excellent idea

you've never had a better idea
than this

thanks i guess?

i'm a man with good ideas only

pls you're just a boy

😔 right

yeah so yeah that's my current
concern

mine is that animals don't like me

honey we've been here before

come with something original we
need something new

um that i'm gonna beat that dumbass
setter in a few days?

that's more like it!

good job

ok👍🏼

wait is it really a concern?

not really

i guess

because i am gonna beat him. no
doubt

omg you go bestie

UGH

what ??

still the target exclusive version

sorry it's pissing me off😔

i can see that

i need a shower

ew you stink

i know i do thanks

then go shower buddy

OMG YOU KNOW WHAT WE
SHOULD DO?

what?

CALL

no

why not

that should be fun fr

we could make homework together

or watch a show together

and just be buddies

no

bruh ur so boring ??

why not☹️

give me a good reason🥺

you didn't want to do these whole
name things so why would we call?

what's the logic in that?

there is none

so no. we are not going to call and
be buddies :)

dammit my past self is biting me in
the ass rn

i still think it's a good idea to become
better buddies!

but you do you!

whatevs🤪

i'm gonna shower now bye

OK BYE

GONNA MISS YOU
liked by buddy <3

AWE
disliked by buddy <3

dammit

( ✰ )

author's note🫠

fr why can't i buy target exclusive versions ?? where is my best friend on spotify? when you walk away? WHERE IS IT? the offer is still on to send it to me <3 but yeh. this chapter is something i feel on a personal level </3

edit: happy bday mari <3