(OK SO THERES A TEENY BIT OF FLUFF AT THE END OF THIS CHAPTER BUT I DONT THINK ITS ENOUGH TO DESERVE A FULL STAR IN THE TITLE SO ZHARA- WHEN YOU SEE THE LITTLE STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHAPTER YOU DONT READ NO MORE OR AT LEAST DONT BULLY ME OR SO HELP ME- ok have fun reading😘)
Alma Madrigal and Raccoons Hate Club
Y/n Diggory: OMG ZHARA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
🤩🤩🥳🥳Granger Danger: Zhara it's
your birthday??Side Hoe: no, it's not
MY birthday...Y/n Diggory: hmm🤔 that's odd
bc I thought we shared a
birthday...👀Granger Danger: Y/n it's
YOUR birthday?!?Y/n Diggory: YUP😋
Thing 1: HAPPY
BIRTHDAY Y/N🥳Y/n Diggory: no.
Ginerva: Y/N WHY DIDNT
YOU TELL US IT WAS YOUR
BIRTHDAY?!?!Y/n Diggory: I just did
Ginerva: NO- I MEAN
SOONER IN ADVANCEY/n Diggory: oh- well it's more
funner this way😋
Y/n Diggory: gave you all
a little fright
Y/n Diggory: a little shock
Y/n Diggory: surprise🤗'arry Pottah❤️: what. the. fuck.
Y/n Diggory: yes?
'arry Pottah❤️: WHY DIDNT
YOU TELL MEY/n Diggory: Cuz it's a
surpriseeeee duh 😛'arry Pottah❤️: but now-
'arry Pottah❤️: but now what
am I supposed to doY/n Diggory: wish me a
happy birthday
Y/n Diggory: kinda still
waiting ngl 🥱
Y/n Diggory: or just don't
respond yk that's fineThing 2: do you want a
birthday raccoon Y/n😁Y/n Diggory: I hope you
rot in hell.
Y/n Diggory: on my
birthday too
Y/n Diggory: just shows how
fake you are🥱👀🙄Thing 1: here's a birthday cake
to make it up to you☺️
Thing 1:
Y/n Diggory: that's a skunk
you dumb fuckThing 1: oops my mistake
Thing 1: HERE YOU GO GIRL
Thing 1:
YOU ARE READING
The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...