Y/n Diggory changed the group chat name to 'All My Ho Ho Hoes'Y/n Diggory: get it?
Y/n Diggory: cause ChristmasWIFE💍😏😫🛐: ...
WIFE💍😏😫🛐:BAHAHAHH
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
HHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LAUGH
LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH
LAUGH LAUGH SOOOOOOO FUNNY
IM LITERALLY SHITTING MYSELF LMAOAOAOAOAOOAKAIAKSKAKY/n Diggory: ok I get it you're
mad at me
Y/n Diggory: I'm sorry that
I didn't give you a proper gn
text yesterdayWIFE💍😏😫🛐: ...
Y/n Diggory: fine
Y/n Diggory: ily with my whole
heart Ginerva and I am so so so so
so sorry and it will never happen
again pls accept my apologyWIFE💍😏😫🛐: ...ok
WIFE💍😏😫🛐: ily2Thing 1: HAPPY CHRISTMAS
Thing 2: HAPPY CHRISTMAS
Lee Jordan: HAPPY CHRISTMAS
Y/n Diggory:
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
Not today. Not on motherfucking Christmas.Food Boi Wazlib: What did everyone get?
Food Boi Wazlib: also who are you
going to the ball with Hermione???Granger Danger: I'm not telling youuu
Granger Danger: also Ron, tell your mum thank you for the fudgeY/n Diggory: Cornelius?
Granger Danger: Coriolanus?
Y/n Diggory: Snow?
Granger Danger: Ily
Y/n Diggory: ily2
Granger Danger: mkay I'm gonna
go get ready for the ballY/n Diggory: same and Zhara's
here with me she just was a
dumb fuck and let her phone dieFood Boi Wazlib: TĘŁŁ👹 MÊ👹
WHØ👹 ŸŒRË👹 GÕÏÑG👹
WĪTH👹 HÉRMĮÕŃĒ👹
ReadEd Shee-RON
Ed Shee-RON: why won't
Hermione tell us who her date is???Harry: idk mate
Ed Shee-RON: ITS MAKING ME STRESSEDDDD
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The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...