A/n- guys this has been so hard to write bc I need to move the plot along but I can't do that when I forgot the plot...🫣🤪 so uh... just be patient with me pls <3'arry Pottah❤️
'arry Pottah❤️: water is too clear
Y/n Diggory: you're absolutely
right
Y/n Diggory: but why are you
telling me this now
Y/n Diggory: it's 4am'arry Pottah❤️: can't sleep
Y/n Diggory: oh ok
Y/n Diggory: now explain to
me why water is too clear, in
your opinion'arry Pottah❤️: well you see,
I understand glass being clear,
for like windows and such
'arry Pottah❤️: but a liquid
shouldn't be
'arry Pottah❤️: I feel like I'm
drinking glass
'arry Pottah❤️: it's weirdY/n Diggory: mhmm mhmm
yes I see 🤔
Y/n Diggory: your point is
crystal clear
Y/n Diggory: get it 😏
Y/n Diggory: cuz like- the
water is clear
Y/n Diggory: lolz
Y/n Diggory: now why can't
you sleep'arry Pottah❤️: I just...
can't? 🤷Y/n Diggory: you don't wanna
give me answers? Yk what gn'arry Pottah❤️: ok I'll tell
youuuuu
'arry Pottah❤️: I had a
nightmare🤞😋Y/n Diggory: abt what
Y/n Diggory: if u wanna
talk abt it'arry Pottah❤️: yk just Voldemort
'arry Pottah❤️: same old
same oldY/n Diggory: oh...
'arry Pottah❤️: it's all good
'arry Pottah❤️: just freaked
me out a little bit🤪Y/n Diggory: yeah I can't
sleep either
Y/n Diggory: the guilt of
killing Fred and George is
just eating me alive 😔'arry Pottah❤️: oh🫢
'arry Pottah❤️: where did you
hide the bodiesY/n Diggory: I left them to
be eaten by raccoons😋🤗
😀😟🤞😍😱🥵🥶😶🌫️'arry Pottah❤️: sleep
deprivation does not look
good on you👀Y/n Diggory: bitch I always
look good 🥱🙄'arry Pottah❤️: ...
Y/n Diggory: gn hoe
'arry Pottah❤️: NO IM SORRY
IM SORRYY/n Diggory: too late
Y/n Diggory: I'm already asleep'arry Pottah❤️: fine
'arry Pottah❤️: I guess you
just don't care abt me
anymore👀😔😖😢Y/n Diggory: I don't.
'arry Pottah❤️:🥺🥺🥺
Y/n Diggory: 🖕🖕🖕
'arry Pottah❤️:
YOU ARE READING
The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...