Ur Mom😘Food Boi Wazlib: GUYSSSSSSSS
Ginerva: what Ron?
Food Boi Wazlib: I JUST FOUND THE FUNNIEST THING
Thing 1: well show us
Food Boi Wazlib:
Food Boi Wazlib: KEBSKSBJSBSNSNM
Food Boi Wazlib: NOTAFASTCAR
Food Boi Wazlib: LMAOAOAOAOAOProfessor Pottah: I hate Umbridge
Y/n Diggory: RON
BAHAHAHHAHAHHA
Y/n Diggory: and Harry, what now?Professor Pottah: just pissing
me offY/n Diggory: when isn't she pissing
someone offProfessor Pottah: I want to throw
her very very far with very very
much forceY/n Diggory: do it
Y/n Diggory: no ballsGranger Danger: what- no don't
Granger Danger: I hate Umbridge
too but you can't get expelled HarryProfessor Pottah: UGHHHHHHH
Professor Pottah: fine.Y/n Diggory: so can I do it then?
Granger Danger: no you can't
Granger Danger: I would miss you
too muchY/n Diggory: awee Herman
Y/n Diggory: I would miss you too
Y/n Diggory: ok I won't do that
Y/n Diggory: I'm just gonna make an
insta to cyber bully herGranger Danger: oh Merlin
Thing 1: WHEN YOU MAKE IT
GIVE ME THE LOGINThing 2: ME TOO
Lee Jordan: AND ME BITCHES
Lee Jordan: DONT FORGET ABT MEY/n Diggory: OK OK GIMME A SEC
Side Hoe: this is a very bad idea...
Side Hoe: I'm just gonna need the
name so I can follow it
Side Hoe: just to make sure you don't
get in trouble...Y/n Diggory: OKOKOKOKOK
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www.Umbridgeisastinkytoe.com I hate this bitch with a passion, cotton candy on legs lookin ass
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girl_in_fred why's she lifting up her chin like she's better than us. Someone needs to put that hoe in her place
↳reply to girl_in_fred www.Umbridgeisastinkytoe.com I would but apparently ppl would miss me if I got expelled😒Ronaldiscoolerthanu THIS BITCH THINKS SHE CAN CONTROL US AND TORTURE MY BEST FRIEND?!?!? NO FUCKING WAY!!! WATCH OUT UMBRIDGE IM COMING FOR YOU
↳reply to Ronaldiscoolerthanyou www.Umbridgeisastinkytoe.com OK GO OFF RONALDCooler.than.Ronald I HOPE SHE SOMEHOW DIES FROM ALL THE SUGAR SHE SOILS HER TEA WITH LIKE THIS BITCH BE LIKE- "ONE LUMP, TWO LUMPS, THREE LUMPS" AND JUST KEEPS GOING
Chosen1 I want to pick her up and throw her into the Pacific Ocean and hope she can swim so she starts treading water and crying for help but somehow there's a shark and it bites off her legs so she can't swim as easily anymore but she doesn't drown yet, oh no no no. Then someone saves her, but they have the plague and then give it to her and they're on a long voyage on this ship and so she suffers and suffers since there's no doctor on board so she keeps suffering until they get to land but when they go to the doctor there is no cure and also only one dose of the treatment that saves them left, but she steals it from the poor boat man, who was secretly Dumbledore and he fires her and sends her to Antarctica and snaps her wand and eventually the rest of her body gets eaten by a polar bear.
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well damn😳Seriouslysnuffles i don't even know her but she sounds like a bitch
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www.Umbridgeisastinkytoe.com I don't know you but you seem cool
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Seriouslysnuffles why thank youUser3064132 no disrespecting teachers and Umbridge is good
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