[be gay do crime]
longbottom: i'm not excited to go back
ted: me either
ted: what if we all just "miss" the train
james: no way dude
james: we've got a quidditch match tomorrow
ted: you know fun fact
ted: i actually kind of want to play that
regulus: LMAOO
regulus: you'd be rubbish
ted: that's rude
regulus: okay?
lily: ????
lily: did someone steal ur phone
regulus: no why
emmeline: you're not texting like we're in 2009?
mary: oh yeah i made him turn capitals off
sirius: we've been trying to do that for months how tf did you
sirius: oh my god.
marlene: what
sirius: HMMMMM
marlene: WHAT
james: i'm confused
mary: say anything youre thinking and that nightmare you had about having green teeth will come true
dorcas: what's going on i just woke up
dorcas: did u all LEAVE ME HERE??
remus: oh my god
mary: ummmm
lily: is that not you sitting in the backseat beneath the blankets???
dorcas: I AM LITERALLY STILL IN THE HOTEL ROOM
emmeline: uh
emmeline: well the blanket has been moving this whole time
emmeline: but i just checked and it's only suitcases???
mary: OH M UY GOD EW
hestia: PULL OVER OH
emmeline: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL ALREADY
sirius: WHATS HAPPENING
sirius: REMUS I NEVER SHOULDVE COME OVER SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE SEPERATE FROM THE OTHERS
longbottom: YOURE AT REMUS'???
remus: unfortunately
remus: showed up at midnight and threw rocks at my window i nearly shat myself
ted: kinda gay
lily: GFRGHJIJFUHK
emmeline: HOW DO YOU TUCK AND ROLL
regulus: what is going on in that car
regulus: is everyone okay????
regulus: macdonald???
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wrong number, marauders era
Fanfictionin which phones exist at hogwarts, and sirius black gets added to a group chat with a bunch of unknown numbers. WRONG NUMBER. | MARAUDERS ERA. marlene: guys i have back problems james: i'm so glad you've decided to bring that up sirius: yeah you...
