[be gay do crime]
emmeline: which one of you bitches is screaming in your dorm room
marlene: you guys sound like maniacs
longbottom: it's all of them
lily: all.... of them?
longbottom: they're playing uno
longbottom: and i am referee
longbottom: because i get free snacks
mary: who was the one who used the "you look like a rotting toenail" insult
mary: i am using that from now on
longbottom: it was your boyfriend
mary: aww
mary: i have good taste
sirius: GUYS
sirius: YOU CAN'T STACK A +4 ONTO ANOTHER +4 CAN YOU
lily: no
dorcas: absolutely yes
lily: no because you can't
remus: lily
remus: i love you
remus: BUT I'M NOT LISTENING TO THE RULES OF A REDHEAD
sirius: NOOO
sirius: REDHEADS ARE THE SMARTEST OF ALL THE HAIRS
james: true!
james: i LOVE the colour red!
lily: ?????
lily: it's in the rule book
sirius: FUCK U AND UR RULES
regulus: Saw that one coming
sirius: I AM NOT LOSING
remus: better start grabbing allll those cards
remus: it sucks to suck
sirius: wait
sirius: if i grab a +4 out of the pile can i add it so then remus has to grab 12 cards
hestia: weren't you just against stacking..?
longbottom: you absolutely cannot do that what???
lily: i JUST said you can't even do it with just the two and now you're asking if you can add another???
remus: that literally goes against every rule ever
sirius: idc
sirius: grab 12
remus: that's not how this works
sirius: grab 12 or i dye your hair bright pink when you're asleep
remus: and unlike what james just said i love the color pink
sirius: UGH
peter: this game is way more intense than usual
james: we know why pete
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wrong number, marauders era
Fanfictionin which phones exist at hogwarts, and sirius black gets added to a group chat with a bunch of unknown numbers. WRONG NUMBER. | MARAUDERS ERA. marlene: guys i have back problems james: i'm so glad you've decided to bring that up sirius: yeah you...
