[be gay do crime]
remus: wow mary
remus: u look so pretty in that pic you just posted
mary: awww thanks
james: but no pic creds to be found
mary: you dropped my phone about 45 times i had to put it on self timer because u got distracted by a redhead
mary: you arent deserving of pic creds
longbottom: hey sirius
longbottom: are you okay?
sirius: what yeah
sirius: why
longbottom:
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sirius: oh yeah i fell off my skateboard
remus: you haven't used that thing since like fourth year
sirius: yeah well
sirius: i need something to do since the rest of you are humping like rabbits every corner i turn
remus: uh
marlene: #virgin😇
dorcas: sybil and i haven't even kissed yet
emmeline: i guess that statement is accurate for us then
hestia: good god shut up
emmeline: 😏
emmeline: make me
hestia: i am leaving
emmeline: HA
sirius: and my statement still stands
dorcas: don't get mad at us because you're jealous sirius
dorcas: you have loads of people lined up for you like you're a prince
dorcas: YOU'RE the one rejecting them
mary: yeah why is that hm
sirius: just not my type
peter: you mean they're not *****
longbottom: sirius does not like me
regulus: Don't think it's you Frank
longbottom: well that's a relief
longbottom: thanks my friend
longbottom: i can always count on you!
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wrong number, marauders era
Fanfictionin which phones exist at hogwarts, and sirius black gets added to a group chat with a bunch of unknown numbers. WRONG NUMBER. | MARAUDERS ERA. marlene: guys i have back problems james: i'm so glad you've decided to bring that up sirius: yeah you...
