"peak kaz brekker"

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Kaz Brekker and Jesper Fahey

Jesper: now that i am back in the land of the living

Jesper: want to tell me why you were being even shadier than usual last night🤨

Kaz: i was doing nothing of the sort

Jesper: lies

Jesper: you're literally just lying

Kaz: yeah i know

Jesper: will you please tell me

Jesper: i'm unbelievably nosy😍

Kaz: now that is true

Kaz: but i wasn't being shady

Jesper: okay then why were you walking about the crow club last night yelling at random people to "get off the tables, this is my club"

Jesper: other than the fact you're generally unpleasant

Kaz: because it is my club

Jesper: WHAT?

Jesper: now THIS is peak kaz brekker

Kaz: thank you

Jesper: i'm not sure that was a compliment

Jesper: are you going to elaborate

Kaz: no i will not

Jesper: typical

Inej and Jesper take on the world <3

Jesper: what do you know about kaz and the crow club

Inej: just that he sits very shadily in the back and gives people dirty looks

Jesper: so just normal behaviour for kaz then

Inej: just normal behaviour for kaz

Kaz Brekker and Inej Ghafa

Inej: you get shadier by the minute

Kaz: i do try

Inej: what's going on with the crow club?

Kaz: did i not tell you?

Kaz: shit i did mean to

Kaz: the crow club is mine

Inej: huh-⁉️

Kaz: it's been mine for a few months now

Kaz: bought it off per haskell with the money me and jes took from town hall

Inej: and per haskell just like

Inej: let you have it?

Kaz: well

Kaz: he's quite old

Inej: so you scammed an old man into giving you a nightclub

Kaz: precisely

Inej: saints i love you

Kaz Brekker changed the group name to "ketterdams scariest couple"

Inej: that's very fitting

Kaz: <3

Sex of crows

Nina: GUYS KAZ OWNS A NIGHTCLUB

Kaz: INEJ

Inej: I'M SORRY SHE SAW MY PHONE

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