Sex of crows
Nina: two days
Nina: forty eight hours
Nina: 2,880 minutes
Nina: and how many seconds wylan because i couldn't figure that one out
Wylan: 172,800
Nina: 172,800 seconds until jesper llewellyn fahey turns 21 years old !
Jesper: stop it ur all the sweetest
Inej: brb dusting off my bowling shoes
Jesper: omg we should all get matching shirts
Kaz: absolutely not
Kaz: if you do that i will pretend i don't know you
Jesper: not on my birthday 😔
Kaz: yes on your birthday
Inej: rude asf
Inej: jes i think that's a fantastic idea
Nina: don't encourage him
Nina: we don't have enough time to get them made 🤷🏼♂️
Wylan: i can sew
Inej: perfect !
Wylan Van Eck and Jesper Fahey
Jesper: you can sew?
Wylan: just another one of my many talents
Jesper: HOW
Jesper: WHY
Wylan: requirement for all merch council children
Jesper: okay but who looks at a small child and their first thought is "hand it a needle"
Wylan: who looks at jan van eck and their first thought is "a good father"
Jesper: touche
Jesper: what else can the merchlings do
Wylan: pls merchlings lmao
Wylan: well i can sew, change a tire, cook a turkey, make sushi
Wylan: i play flute and piano and i speak four languages
Jesper: okay now tell me the illegal things you can do 🤩
Wylan: unlike you i don't do anything illegal
Jesper: right okay then
Wylan: ....
Wylan: hotwire a car, hack into security systems, make bombs
Jesper: holy shit
Jesper: ur literally just a little kaz
Wylan: well what can i say
Wylan: strict parents raise sneaky kids
Jesper: oh?
Jesper: do they now?
Jesper: and what does that entail
Wylan: wouldn't you like to know?
Jesper: YES!?
Wylan: maybe it can be a birthday present
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