A Quest in this Everyday Life!
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Dear to whoever may read this,
I'm enjoying each day of my life in this alternate world. I have... successfully... gained the respect of everyone in the town I am in, amass wealth that only people in my category could only dream of and I have an amazing party who looks out for me.
So please don't worry.
-Signed, (Y/N) (L/N)
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Recently the creeping thought of boredom has swept me away from any actual excitement I first had. Sure, I could just spend my time living in luxury but where's the fun in that? I wanted action! I wanted adventure! I want romance and tragedy!
But for some unknown reason, something is keeping me going out of this starter town. It's like the entire universe is preventing me from leaving by any means necessary. Oh well, over levelling is much better than being cocky than dying at the first boss fight. Wait... what really happens to me when I die? Eh... I'll just leave it for another day.
Today, I'll be embarking on a solo quest! (Eris was working at the local church and Yunyun was doing... something? She said it was important.) One where I get to actually explore! One which takes more than a day! It's about... breaking a toilet in on a very specific place out in the open... what?
Day 1
Starting off of my adventure was not that... exciting... really. After eliminating a large part of the toad population not much has happened...
The day soon ended after I caught some fish nearby with some rice. How did I get the rice in a European styled world? Apparently, there was a high demand at Axel with rice being basically the main thing traded.
Day 2
Day 2 was more exciting as I was in a desert in a sand storm there were a bunch of monsters there like death worms or sand tentacles and even a bunch of Australian animals!
Now, I can indeed stand a lot of things but insects? And big ones? No.
It's now the evening and I just reached the mountains, in a blizzard. I slept in a nearby cave which was luckily uninhabited.
Day 3
Ah, day 3. I'm nearly at my destination. The only problem is, I have to navigate through a marshy swamp with danger lurking everywhere. The good news is, I remembered I can go at the speed of sound. The bad news is that a bunch of big bees are guarding the skies preventing me from just... naruto running across the trees. Now, I have three options at the moment... get into an ariel battle, run through the entire swamp, or just quit entirely. But I can't! I can't let my street cred get tarnished by a quest about destroying a toilet!
So, I decided the only option get through the swamp is if there was no swamp at all. That's right! I am endorsing deforestation! Using shadow hands, I had them get to a high position, then ordered them to barrage the entire forest using intermediate fire magic.
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It's been a few hours since the bombardment and now, a path has opened up for me! How nice!
Day 4
Finally. At my destination. The toilet! Time to get my money!
Going back through EVERYTHING again after blasting the toilet, I saw a certain group of weirdos on their way to presumably do the same quest.
Eh, they probably aren't. They'll be fine!
[Chapter end]
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Author's afterword: Since when did I do Side chapters? Eh, doesn't matter. I have a really tight schedule right now so here's a short chapter on (Y/N). Anyways, if you don't see me, Good afternoon, Good evening and goodnight!
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