Marx: *sits in front of Shadow Kirby's grave* In my eyes, you will always be... lame. Whatever, now it's time to prank my good friend, Chuck E. Cheese.
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Marx sneaks into Kirby's house at night.
Marx: Let's see, let's see, small house, small cake. Where is it?
Marx looks all over Kirby's house, but doesn't find Kirby's Strawberry Shortcake.
Marx: Oh c'mon! Okay, if I had a cake, where would I hide it? *thinks deeply* AHA! I'D KEEP IT IN MY MOUTH!!!
Marx opens Kirby's mouth and takes out some stuff.
Marx: Waddle Dee, Waddle Dee, Waddle Dee, Waddle Doo, Waddle Dee, Waddle Doo... how many people has this guy eaten? Waddle Doo, Sir Kibble, Pikachu, Luigi, Princess Daisy, Cake, Waddle Dee, Bowser Jr. ... CAKE! *looks in the pile and finds the cake*
Marx: YES!!!
Kirby: *moves a little in his sleep* Zzz, cake, zzz, did you steal my cake, zzz...
Marx: Uh oh!
Pikachu: Huh... where are we?
Marx: SH!!
Luigi: But who are you-
Marx: *knocks Luigi and Pikachu out*
Princess Daisy: HI, I'M DAISY-
Marx: *knocks Daisy out*
Kirby: Zzz, give me back my cake, zzz, I'll find you cake thief, zzz.
Marx: Au revoir, Kirby.
Marx takes every victim out of the house and flees with the cake.
Marx: *smiles evilly* Now the fun begins! HEE HEE HEE!
Next day...
Daroach: Hey Squeak Gang, did y'all have a good sleep.
Spinni: No, because Storo kept on burping.
Storo: I'M SORRY I CAN'T HELP BURPING!
Spinni: Maybe if you stopped drinking so much soda, you'd stop burping.
Doc: That's correct. High drinking of sugary drinks can lead to diabetes. Diabetes is a chronic health condition that affects-
Daroach: Oh no, he's starting his scientific talks again...
Kirby: HEY! Daroach!
Daroach: Huh? Oh, hey Kirby. Need anything?
Kirby: You know exactly why I'm here.
Daroach: Oh, let me guess. Someone stole something from you and now you're just suspecting it's me because I stole from you like one time...
Kirby: It's been way more than that.
Daroach: What about Magolor? He's been stealing everyone's Gem Apples for a while now.
Kirby: Yeah, but I didn't lose my Gem Apples! I lost my cake!
Daroach: And?
Kirby: You stole it! Don't lie! You've stolen my cake once in the past so you've probably done it again. Is this because you want another game about you? Well, I'll make another game about you! It will be called "Kirby: The Squeaks Are History"!
Daroach: KIRBY!!! WAIT NO-
Doc: I'm fleeing! Bye!
Kirby: You're not going ANYWHERE!!! I'VE ONLY GOT 734 TRILLION CAKES LEFT! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES!!!
Kirby then beats them up until the other Star Allies come and Zan Partizanne had to knock him out with electricity.
Marx: Hee hee hee! This prank is the best! I successfully prank someone and I get a free cake! *eats the cake* Sorry, Kirby. Now, I'm just gonna steal some of Magolor's Gem Apples.
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Marx Pranks Everyone
ActionMarx is bored. So what does he do? Gives everyone a prank that they'll never forget. I do not own Kirby.
