Marx Pranks Everyone

Everyone panics...

Marx: Man, I sure love my pranks. I feel kinda sorry for Mags though. It's okay, I revived him, so Meta Knight and his crew get no breakfast now! Hee hee hee! I think that today I'll play with my ol' pink pal...

...

Kirby: Man, it sure is a lovely day in Dream Land.

Kirby: Huh, what's this...

Kirby: Free holiday... I don't know... It is really far away and I need to protect Popstar...

*Suddenly reads "FREE LIFETIME SUPPLY OF FOOD!"

Kirby: Heck yeah, let's do this!

Kirby wrote a letter and left it on his door. He then hopped on his Warp Star and headed to the location of the free holiday.

Marx: Hee hee hee! Kirby's gonna be waiting for something that's never gonna come!

Marx: Now to get rid of this letter...

Later...

Susie: Hey Pinky! I need help with something...

No response.

Susie: Pinky?

Susie opened the door and there was no one there.

...

Meta Knight: Where could he have gone?

Dedede: Kirby!

Bandana Dee: Kirby?

Susie: Pinky!

Zan Partizanne: Kirby?

Ribbon: Kirby!

Adeleine: Kirby!

Shadow Kirby: Light me!

Dark Meta Knight: I have candy! Wait a minute, why do I care whether Kirby's gone or not? Screw this!

Shadow Dedede: I'LL KICK DAT KIRBEH TO THE KIRB!!!

Dark Meta Knight: SHUT UP, YOU...!

*insert fight scene*

Chef Kawasaki: Kirby! Wouldn't you like to try my new food?

Bonkers: Bonkers have bananas!

Daroach: Hey guys, I found Kirby!

Literally everyone rushes to Daroach. Except Dark Meta Knight and Shadow Dedede because they don't care and they want their fight.

Flamberge: Really?

Francisca: That's wonderful!

Bandana Dee: Where is he?

Daroach points to a huge white ball...

Meta Knight: That's Void, you idiot...

Daroach: Yeah, I thought Void was Kirby...

Magolor: Not really...

Void looks at them like he was saying "Yeah, can I go now? I literally hate every single one of you..."

Dedede: You know what this means...

Dark Meta Knight & Shadow Dedede: We can kill everyone?

Bandana Dee: NO!

Gooey: Man, this is horrible...

Nightmare: Are you kidding?!

Galacta Knight: This is amazing!!!

Dark Mind: All villains, let's party for our victory!

Literally all the Kirby villains come and kill everyone

The End

...

Joking...

You didn't really think that would happen, did you?

Though, it probably would happen.

Anyway...

Bandana Dee: NO!

Gooey: Man, this is horrible...

Daroach: I know, we're all doomed!

Adeleine: Maybe Dark Matter took him?

Ribbon: Aren't all Dark Matters dead?

Dark Meta Knight: Dark Mind's existence says otherwise.

Marx: Maybe Dark Meta Knight took him.

Dark Meta Knight: WHAT?!!!

Taranza: Yeah, Dark Meta Knight is the most evil dude around.

Dark Meta Knight: What would I even do with him?

Magolor: That's true.

Bandana Dee: Then where is Kirby?

Kirby: Hey guys, I'm here!

Everyone looked back to see Kirby waving at them.

Dedede: Kirby!

Meta Knight: Thank Nova.

Bandana Dee: Where did you even go?

Kirby: Someone put a letter through the post saying that there was a place with free food, but when I got there, there was nothing! Besides a Parallel Nightmare corpse...

Adeleine: Why didn't you leave a letter saying you were gone?

Kirby: W-what do you mean? I did!

Rick: No, you didn't, mate.

Coo: Yes, we looked all around your house.

Kirby: B-but who could've removed it?

Meta Knight: There's something fishy going on here...

Magolor: What was that?

Meta Knight: Nothing...