Marx: Man, that Shadow Dedede prank was the best. Now all his minions hate him. And he's still paralyzed! Hee hee hee!
Marx: Now who should I prank next? Oh, I know!
Marx rushed to Castle Dedede
Marx went into a vent and stopped when he was near Meta Knight's room. He then pulled out his camera.
Marx: Wait for it...
Meta Knight was reading a book. Suddenly, he put his book back in its shelf, and locked the door.
Marx: This is it!
Meta Knight: Ah, now it's time for my daily snack.
Meta Knight got a chocolate cake from the fridge and literally dumped all the chocolate syrup on it. He then pulled off his mask and began to eat (though he was eating in a way so it was hard to see his cute face).
Marx (grinning): Meta Knight has a sweet tooth! Hee hee hee!
Meta Knight: Hello, is anyone there?
Hearing this, Marx dashed further into the vent.
Marx: Please don't look in the vent.
Meta Knight: Probably King Dedede complaining about not having food. Oh well, now it's time for some ice cream.
Marx set the camera back so it could record Meta Knight.
Meta Knight had three scoops of chocolate ice cream. Then after that, he just drank chocolate syrup on its own, and ate eight cupcakes with so much icing.
Axe Knight: Sir Meta Knight, are you in here?
Meta Knight: Uh oh! *quickly cleans up the mess and puts his mask on*
Meta Knight then unlocked the door.
Meta Knight: Yes, Axe Knight?
Axe Knight: Sir, it's time for our mission on the Halberd.
Meta Knight: Ah yes, let us go now.
Marx: Time to show everyone your secret, Sir Meta Knight! Hee hee hee!
...
Later, after the mission from the Halberd, Meta Knight was enjoying a peaceful day in Dream Land.
Waddle Dee: Oh, look, it's him.
Meta Knight (thoughts): Hmm?
Waddle Doo: Oh, yeah, it is him from the video.
Waddle Dee: Let's get out of here before he decides to eat our ice creams!
Meta Knight: Huh, what's going on?
Susie: Hey, Meta Knight!
Meta Knight: Oh no! Not you! I'm not turning into a robot today!
Susie: No, but I just-
Meta Knight (running): It's every star warrior for himself!
Meta Knight: Phew!
Daroach: Oh, hey, Meta Knight!
Meta Knight: Huh?
Storo: Man, you sure ate that chocolate cake in a hurry.
Spinni: I know, and how he drank that chocolate syrup on its own...
Doc: That would've made me sick, how does he do it... ?
Meta Knight: W-what are you guys on about?
Kirby: Apparently, you have a sweet tooth...
Meta Knight (terrified): W-w-wha... ? But how-
Keeby: We saw it on this video.
Daroach shows Meta Knight the video, Meta Knight couldn't believe it!
Dark Meta Knight: Keep crying baby! Keep crying!
Shadow Kirby: Dark Meta Knight, that's not nice!
Dark Meta Knight: ...
*insert https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fh73JyRHco but with Shadow Kirby instead of Kirby*
Meta Knight: But h-h-how?
Doc: It seems like someone was recording you.
Meta Knight (enraged): Who's it from!!!
Kirby: It says Magolor...
Meta Knight hearing that name, Meta Knight dashed to the Lor Starcutter.
...
Magolor: Please! I'm innocent! Don't do it!
Meta Knight: You'll be fried like an egg! Then you'll feed my crew for a week!
Magolor: Don't do it-
Magolor: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!- *basically the kind of scream if you were being fried on a huge pan*
Meta Knight: There! It is done!
...
Marx: Ah, good job Marx...
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Marx Pranks Everyone
ActionMarx is bored. So what does he do? Gives everyone a prank that they'll never forget. I do not own Kirby.
