Defenders of the Wing: Secret Lovechildren of Hiccther Shippers (RTTE)

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(Hey, sorry for not posting a new article in a couple months. Been busy. But I'm posting it now. Hope you enjoy it.)

Don't take this seriously, but seriously, wouldn't it be hilarious if the clone thing that we see in the DOTW Tribe WASN'T a mistake?

Think about it. We have clones of Hiccup and Heather running around on this island. And, of course, since cloning humans wasn't invented until Star Wars, there is only one reason for there to be so many Hiccups and Heathers.

Only one.

*Pause*

We have Hiccther shippers in our midst.

*LE GASP*

I mean, it makes sense, doesn't it? Whoever designed these guys (whether it was one or more designers), or even the script writers, any one of them are secret Hiccup/Heather fans and they made sure that the designers cloned Hiccup and Heather as models for the DOTW warriors.

Meaning?

Well... meaning that they were in cahoots to create an island where Hiccups and Heathers got together and had little Hiccups and Heathers of their own, until the island is full of them! 

 meaning that they were in cahoots to create an island where Hiccups and Heathers got together and had little Hiccups and Heathers of their own, until the island is full of them! 

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And Mala and Throk are self-inserts — the very people who schemed to have an island full of Hiccther/Heathercup pairings

And Mala and Throk are self-inserts — the very people who schemed to have an island full of Hiccther/Heathercup pairings! 

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And the Mala-self-insert has a wish-fulfillment thing for Dagur.

*LE GASP*

I KNEW IT! Diabolical! Absolutely diabolically devious! O_O

I mean, look as these cinnabons!

If this isn't certain designers and/or script writers' attempt at making a connection here, it is now

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If this isn't certain designers and/or script writers' attempt at making a connection here, it is now.

Is this a conspiracy theory, or is this FACT? We may never know. But I have my suspicions. *Squints at Mala and Throk*

Anyway, I hope you like this, and I'll hopefully post a new article next week. I'm serious. XD

Long Live the Night!

— Noctus Fury

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Word Count: 350 words

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Date Published: 10/30/21

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