Some sickfics cause I need to feed my own needs so why not share.
I started with two chapters as a joke but then I made a third and got invested
TW: Description of Diarrhea and Vomit.
Requests are open
I do not own the characters of Boku no hero ac...
As I was getting out of bed I started having a sneeze attack. Like a high ranked sneeze attack. Like those bitches that won't let me breath type sneeze attacks. I wipe my nose cause boogers are fucking nasty. After that dilemma I go to the bathroom to get a tissue box. I come back to Kacchan sitting on my bed.
"Nerd, try to keep your fucking sneezes to a minimum. You sneeze to fucking loud." "Wow, thank for the advice Kacchan but it's almost like I can't control it." I cringe at how stuffy my voice sounded. Kacchan walks up to me and puts his hand on my forehead. His hands are nice and rough.
Bakugo's POV:
I touch Deku's forehead. It was a bit warm as I suspected considering his LOUD FUCKING SNEEZES, his red nose and his voice which sounds obnoxiously stuffy. "You're not going on hero duty fucker." "Ok." He agreed quickly like the little bitch he is. "You're lucky I'm off hero duty today."
Deku POV:
I start getting slightly dizzy while making my way to bed. I notice myself start to fall. But before I fall I feel Kacchan's arms secure me while swiftly picking my up princess style. "Aw, kacchan you care." "Well no fucking shit dumb ass. You're my fucking boyfriend after all." "Yeah yeah, whatever." I say still pretty happy to be in his arms.
Bakugo's POV:
I lay Deku in bed and go to grab some medicine and tissue. I come back and hand him his stuff and start going to the bathroom to take a shower.
~time skip brought to you by mommy milkers and my need for a girlfriend~
I get out of the bathroom after drying my hair to a very uncomfortable looking nerd. "NERD, YOU GOOD?" "Do I look good." He asks. "Well yeah but not as good as me of course."
"Haha , very funny." He looks at me unamused. "Fine, what's wrong." "I can't stop sneezing, my vision goes blurry every five seconds, my nose is irritated, my throat hurts like a bitch, the medicine gave me a headache which the fact my vision keeps going blurry isn't helping along with the fact every time I sneeze it gets worse and I've tried everything to get rid of it all and nothing is working."
"When I asked what's wrong I didn't need a whole rant." "You ask I delivered." "Well what do you want me to do about it." "I don't-" he begins but is cut off by another long ass sneeze attack.
Deku's POV:
I'm so uncomfortable and I can't do anything about it. I EVEN USED WIKIHOW. Nothing works. After my sneeze attack I groan as feel my headache worsening.
Suddenly I feel Bakugo lay in bed and spoon me. He starts massaging my achy head. I melt into it. It feels so good, does this bitch do it often.
Bakugo's POV:
I hear Deku hum as he leans into me whilst I massage his head. "How does your head feel now?" "It doesn't hurt anymore." "Good." "What do you need now?" "Could you do something about my nose. That bitch do be burning and itching tho." I chuckle at his comment.
Deku's POV:
I hear Kacchan chuckle. I swear his laugh is rare but is angelic. I lay there itching my nose more. I feel his soft finger tips pull my hand away from my nose.
"You shouldn't do that you'll just irritate it more." "Well what do you suggest I do. It's itchy as hell and when you got an itch you itch it."
As I start to pry my hands away I feel him bring on hand to my nose. "Ig you're trying to block my nose from my hand I will not hesitate to throw hands." "Shut up before I blow your freckled face up."
I'm about to say something but before I do I feel his hand slowly rub my nose. "This is weird enough so don't say shit." I hear him mumble.
I nod basically meaning: "I understand daddy Kacchan. I'm not interested in having no head right now." I begin to get tired. Before I know it I'm basically dead.
Bakugo's POV:
I feel Deku's muscles relax from there tensed state. After a while I hear soft snores coming from my boyfriend. I begin removing my hand from his face. I lay him down in a more comfortable position and slid beside him. I wrap my arms around him making sure he's secure and begin falling asleep with my cute freckled boyfriend in my arms.
———————————————————————— A/n FUN FACT THE WORD COUNT IS THE SAME AMOUNT OF MILFS I'VE FUCKED THIS YEAR AND THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I'VE MADE DEEZ NUTS JOKES TODAY.
Word count: 794
MOLE RAT TIME
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