SakuAtsu One Shots

Haikyuu Crack

Fem Atsumu and FemOikawa

Atsumi and Toru were sitting in a Cafe with their Boyfies, when suddenly a Guy comes upto them and says," Hey, your bra straps are showing."

They looked at each other before saying

"Omg I a women with Breast wearing a bra! How shameful."

"No one can know about this!?"

"Someone call Victoria's!"

"Their secret is out!"

The man looked extremely ashamed and left while their boyfriends are just sitting their laughing their asses off.

Oikawa looked at them and raised an eyebrow," What? This bra is 2000 yen!? Im wearing it to show it." She said with an eye roll.

Little did they know a women was recording this and posted it on the internet. Next the video was viral. And kids that's the story of how Tooru and Atsumi became the popular besties😷👌

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Everyone is male🥱

All the baddies were sitting in a room, more specifically Oikawas bedroom. They were doing the small waist challenge. Everyone was done and now it was Oikawa and Atsumus turn.

Suga took the corset and got behind Atsumu while Akashi went behind Oikawa. The song started.

You bring the corsets~
We bring the cinchest~
No one wants a waist over.....nine inches~

The both tighten the corset and showed Atsumu and Oikawas small waist. Everyone just stared at them and they were staring at each other.

"Was this supposed to hurt?" They asked.

Lmao after uploading the video the comments were going crazy

Anime_Snackss HOW IS THAT WAIST SO SMOL!?

CHOKEMENISHINOYA I want to touch their waist and see if my fingers touch😩

vanny0925 lmao they didn't even flinch. Exactly how small that waist is🤭😏

WhatTfIsSleep THE PRETTY SETTERS TOGTHER LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL! STEP ON MEEEH🤤🙌

-GAYPANIK Can we talk about beautiful this four are!? Also those corset are beautiful. Don't be shy, drop the link. Where did you get it from?😏

@vrushuwu yall bitches be so ungrateful. Not even mentioning me for taking the mfing video😒💔

And that's the story of how Sakusa and Iwaizumi cultivated a waist kink and I cried for not getting mentioned again🥲💔

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Bokurooikawa teaching their kohai Atsumu Miya on how to treat your fangirls nicely.

"See tsumu babe all you gotta do is, smile and talk nicely." Kawa said

"Why should I talk nicely to them!? They are literal stalkers!?🤢" atsumu retaliated.

"Just try is tsum tsum! I'm sure they will understand once you start being nice to them!" Bokuto said and Kuroo said, "yeah just try it. Plus we gotta do it. We want to make video of you doing it."

After they were done Atsumu was sulking and the chaotic captains edited the video before uploading. The video goes like,

Atsumu approaches his fans and start talking. The text comes, when your friends push you to be friendly to your fans and they start thinking that they have a chance.

Atsumu starts walking away while saying, oh baby no baby, you got me all wrong baby.

After that video Atsumu was stalked by fans for a long time and Osamu and team restricted him from meeting the chaotic captains while his parents and Sakusa and Osamu got over over protective.

F in the chat for our Lil baby🥺

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All the stories are based of few tiktoks I saw, except the last one. I only used the music and the story was made up by me.

I hope yall enjoyed it, it was kinda rushed🥸💜

Love yall🥺💜