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MARIE 😡

HANNAH ✨
you'll never believe what literally
just happened today during training!

MARIE 😡
you got a picture of someone falling
flat on their face? lmao no you'd be
sending me the picture if that was
the case

HANNAH ✨
you know i would, just like when you
got that photo of dean. or all of those
photos of phil, you know

MARIE 😡
it's brilliant how we're comparing your
brother to phil jones all of a sudden

MARIE 😡
he'd absolutely hate us for it

HANNAH ✨
phil or dean?

MARIE 😡
both 😂

HANNAH ✨
yeah okay true hahah but back to
what is important right now okay
i was asked out for drinks

MARIE 😡
what?? omg david owes me five quid

HANNAH ✨
you bet money on my love life?

MARIE 😡
yeah yeah you haven't had anyone since
you screwed luke back in the days, and
no, that was not very secret you moron

HANNAH ✨
do you think the team knows???

MARIE 😡
who cares?? you didn't tell me about it,
that's why i'm mad

HANNAH ✨
i couldn't just tell you????

MARIE 😡
please as if i didn't tell you when i slept
with tom cleverley

HANNAH ✨
YOU SLEPT WITH TOM

MARIE 😡
oh fuck right i didn't tell you

MARIE 😡
anyways so who asked you out?

HANNAH ✨
i can't believe you slept with tom
cleverly and i didn't know

HANNAH ✨
how long did you two, you know

MARIE 😡
why is it so important for me to
listen to all the crap about you
being asked out, when you are
literally worse than a golden
retriever puppy

MARIE 😡
i have a list of key–words i know
will distract you, and i can now
successfully add tom cleverly to
that

HANNAH ✨
jesse lee soffer asked me out

MARIE 😡
THE GUY YOU SAID YOU'D DO???

MARIE 😡
well karma's treating you nicely

HANNAH ✨
he stopped by me before training started
asking if i wanted to go out for drinks with
him tonight, and i said yes, and at the end
the end of the training, he gave me his
number