"We try to hide our feelings, but we forget that our eyes speak." - Unknown
DEDICATION: bexknowsbest for the sweet comments and awesome support. Thank you!
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"This is Westerden Optometrist and I apologise deeply for my sister's behaviour."
"It's no problem, she's sweet!"
"Sweet as in, 'aww, she's adorable!' or 'she's sweet as, bro'?
"Sweet like your face; looking at it gives me an overload of insulin."
"Joke's on you, you haven't seen my face yet! Ha HA!"
"Touché, dude. Out of interest, what does your sister look like?"
"My sister looks like me, duh! Insert dramatic hair flip here."
"Mate, did we just not cover the fact that I have no idea what the peanut you look like?"
"Firstly, I'm sexy as hell."
"I cannot compute."
"I can melt ice cream and burst ovaries with just one glance."
"System shutting down, cannot comprehend! Nooooo!"
"And I'd probably get this ugly, snotty look on my face if we ever meet each other."
"System automatically rebooted."
"Ruuuuuude!"
"Oh, I know."
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Eye Drops (#2)
Short Story"This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist...
