Eye Drops (#2)

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"Dream lies in your eyes." – Unknown

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"This is Westerden Optometrist, what are your symptoms?"

"Arghhhh, my eyes! They burn! Help me, Peanut!"

"Retina! Are you okay? Oh my god, what's going on?"

"What's going on is that you didn't tell me you already knew Fletcher!"

"Woah, wait, so your eyes are okay? You're physically okay?"

"Yes, I'm fine, Peanut."

"Then why did you–"

"To catch your attention, since Fletcher seems to be doing a better job than I am."

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"Wow, I guess there's a reason why you're an optometrist and not an audiologist, because you need to get your ears checked. Why didn't you tell me you knew Fletcher before his optometrist appointment?"

"How did you know about that?"

"I talked to Emily."

"Hm, I talked to Fletcher, too."

"Why don't you be a bit more specific?"

"What do you mean? By the way, I'm not quoting Bieber. I'm just saying."

"You. Fletcher. Conversation. Last Tuesday?"

"Oh, that. Haha."

"Haha? This is no time for jokes!"

"Hey! It was an awkward haha, not a haha this is hilarious kind of haha!"

"Dude, stop the weird déjà vu crap."

"Fine, fine."

"Why didn't you tell me about you and Fletcher knowing each other?"

"What am I, your son?"

"I am absolutely disgusted! Your father's facing an enquiry at work, and it's entirely your fault!"

"Why are you quoting Molly Weasley?!"

"Why not?!"

"Why are we shouting again?!"

"Because you're a douchepickle!"

"Thank you!"

"You're welcome!"

"Thank you for your welcome!"

"You suck!"

"So do you!"